Films Never Fail To Disappoint Me As Of Late.
This afternoon I sat down to view a little film by the name of "Haute Tension". Horrible. The dubbing, the acting, the effects, the plot, the music...all horrible!!
I'm beginning to think that there are no good films being made anymore. This troubles me, but not enough to keep me awake at night. If I was getting paid to write and direct a film, it would be the most awesome film on the planet.
The plot would be this:
Boy and girl fall in love as children.
Boy and girl lose contact with one another for several years.
Later in life, boy and girl reconnect and revitalize their long-lost romance.
Boy and girl marry.
In the last two minutes of the film, girl's head turns into that of a praying mantis, and girl eats boy.
Fini!
Personally, I think it would be a blockbuster sucess!
-COUCH DAVE WANTS TO HUG IT OUT, BITCH!
I'm beginning to think that there are no good films being made anymore. This troubles me, but not enough to keep me awake at night. If I was getting paid to write and direct a film, it would be the most awesome film on the planet.
The plot would be this:
Boy and girl fall in love as children.
Boy and girl lose contact with one another for several years.
Later in life, boy and girl reconnect and revitalize their long-lost romance.
Boy and girl marry.
In the last two minutes of the film, girl's head turns into that of a praying mantis, and girl eats boy.
Fini!
Personally, I think it would be a blockbuster sucess!
-COUCH DAVE WANTS TO HUG IT OUT, BITCH!