current happenings.

[couchczar]

So, this is whats been going on lately, in a easy to read, user-friendly list format.

I'm scared to take out the garbage because of the giant hissing raccoons that feast in my dumpster.

Waitressing sucks even more when the economy is bad.. if you cant afford to tip, eat at Big Boys.

My bank account is almost drained, and at the rate I'm going I'll be broke in 5.5 weeks.

My boyfriend is my new roommate, which is great, except I'm still paying full rent and bills.

I've lost any and all motivation to schedule things that need to be done, such as:
-fixing my windshield
-getting my kitty de-balled
-going to the "girl doctor"
-going to the dentist
-renewing my red cross certification
-anything else requiring me to set aside a block of time and money.

Due to recent tenant changes in my building, I now live in Albania and/or the ghetto.

I'm getting fat again.

My new rugs in the living room really pull the room together. Thanks mom.

I've had the same clothes in the dryer for over a week.

I've had the same pile on the floor of my closet for over a month.

I have a new lamp from Ikea, and i like it, but I'm constantly scared it's going to catch on fire.

I forgot to shave one armpit while showering, and now I'm half hippie.

I dont understand why I cant get a "real" job based on my degree and intelligence.

By real job I mean one with a salary and not having to work every single friday, saturday, sunday, and holiday.

I've been writing again, but lack the initiative and money to enter my work in any contests.

I also have a crippling lack of self-confidence that prevents the above.

I now have to chose between taking a shower or taking a dump before work, because I certainly dont have time for both.