Open letter to Bush from Satan
The Rev. Obed Juan Vizcaino Najera (Maracaibo) intercedes:
Dear world media editors:
A few days ago, I was shocked at what I consider to be a monumental
offense against the vast work that I have been carrying out for
thousands and thousands of years throughout mankind's history.
I know that I am no gold nugget but to compare me to someone as evil as
Mr. Bush, aka Mr. Danger, is an unfair and disproportionate offense that
I cannot allow to pass.
Only I know and understand how I felt when I heard that extremely
offensive comment about me coming out of President Chavez's mouth before
the General Assembly at the United Nations .
I don't deserve such an insult!
This is why I now come before the nations of the world to let it be
known that I want nothing to do with that ultra-dark and
hyper-diabolical Mr. Bush.
I'm not a friend of the current President of the United States, even
though (unfortunately) we are blood relatives.
I broke up all diplomatic relations with Mr. Bush and recalled my
Ambassador when he attempted to steal the sulfur mines in hell and
threatened to invade and bomb us to kingdom come should we fail to heed
his ominous threats.
I categorically reject any alliance or friendship with the likes of Mr.
George W. Bush. God have mercy on me!!! Just the thought of such an
alliance fills me with dread and makes me shudder.
Therefore, I demand an apology from President Hugo Chavez.
I demand that the United Nations allow me the opportunity to reply and
clarify that it wasn't me who stood at the podium under the appearance
of George W. Bush.
I want to make it absolutely clear that I am highly offended that
President Chavez could confuse my scent with that pestilent odor of war,
death and destruction that emanates from this dark entity known in your
dimension as George W. Bush - a fiend from the deepest, darkest, and
most dismal abyss in the entire Universe.
I implore that the Secretary General of the United Nations call upon
President Chavez to retract his words before the nations of the world. I
am highly offended that President Chavez has dared to compare me to this
most hideous ghoul: George W. Bush.
Signed:
Lucifer Satan
Dear world media editors:
A few days ago, I was shocked at what I consider to be a monumental
offense against the vast work that I have been carrying out for
thousands and thousands of years throughout mankind's history.
I know that I am no gold nugget but to compare me to someone as evil as
Mr. Bush, aka Mr. Danger, is an unfair and disproportionate offense that
I cannot allow to pass.
Only I know and understand how I felt when I heard that extremely
offensive comment about me coming out of President Chavez's mouth before
the General Assembly at the United Nations .
I don't deserve such an insult!
This is why I now come before the nations of the world to let it be
known that I want nothing to do with that ultra-dark and
hyper-diabolical Mr. Bush.
I'm not a friend of the current President of the United States, even
though (unfortunately) we are blood relatives.
I broke up all diplomatic relations with Mr. Bush and recalled my
Ambassador when he attempted to steal the sulfur mines in hell and
threatened to invade and bomb us to kingdom come should we fail to heed
his ominous threats.
I categorically reject any alliance or friendship with the likes of Mr.
George W. Bush. God have mercy on me!!! Just the thought of such an
alliance fills me with dread and makes me shudder.
Therefore, I demand an apology from President Hugo Chavez.
I demand that the United Nations allow me the opportunity to reply and
clarify that it wasn't me who stood at the podium under the appearance
of George W. Bush.
I want to make it absolutely clear that I am highly offended that
President Chavez could confuse my scent with that pestilent odor of war,
death and destruction that emanates from this dark entity known in your
dimension as George W. Bush - a fiend from the deepest, darkest, and
most dismal abyss in the entire Universe.
I implore that the Secretary General of the United Nations call upon
President Chavez to retract his words before the nations of the world. I
am highly offended that President Chavez has dared to compare me to this
most hideous ghoul: George W. Bush.
Signed:
Lucifer Satan