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Feb 08, 2005 22:52

Bah. I have a yucky case of writer's block. I definitely had my peak of random creativity at some point last year. It's funny how I am turning in last year's stuff to Register this year. Anywho maybe once I start sleeping again I will find some inspiration...or maybe if I find an excuse to stay up til 2 am...that was a good creativity time.

The Patriots vs The Patriots
John Hancock: There we go all signed.
Jefferson: Well...trying to make up for something are we?
John Hancock: Are you implying I have a small wanker?
Jefferson: Yes, basically.
John Hancock: I assure you my wife will inform you that it is very well sized when properly excited.
Jefferson: Well, she went out with a guy called "Jimmy the Tiny" before she went out with you.
John Hancock: That was because he was modest.
Jefferson: Heck let's even look at your name. "Han-cock" This shows an obvious over obsession with your genitals, especially since you were born John Hanovary.
John Hancock: How did you know that?
Jefferson: I have my sources, and I will reveal this to everyone if you dare and try to run for president against me ever.
John Hancock: Fine, I won't ever run for president...poopie head.
Jefferson: Say who are those guys?
(Patriots linebackers come in and sack the founding fathers)

that's right...after writing about my inability to write I randomly wrote something...how did that happen?
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