I am a housewife?

[costellazione]

Got "Party time with Winnie and Joe" on the player, and have just bought a Dyson. What?

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[infanteegaree]

mental.

[costellazione]

get back to work BITCH.

[infanteegaree]

wahhhhh.

[costellazione]

See how I cater for both the housewife and the dominating 50s husband?

[infanteegaree]

what a brilliant all-in-one package. you transcend traditional notions of gender at the same time as fulfilling them both simultaneously. well done.

the stuff i'm learning about is bullshit. seriously. this feminist sheila jeffreys says that in order to be a feminist you must become a lesbian because otherwise you are "sleeping with the enemy". it's making me angry. grr.

[infanteegaree]

so she wouldn't like you buying a dyson.

[infanteegaree]

[infanteegaree]

because feminist lesbian ladies probably think that doing any housework is oppressive to women so choose to live in squalor. plus, it's probably considered phallic or something. omg my hoover is a metaphor for my penis! omg!

[costellazione]

BTW I meant filled like, with mince pies, like father christmas. Gross. It's pretty phallic as hoovers go, helps put them ladies in their places.

[infanteegaree]

of course, what on earth else would you get filled with? lol. yeah man. while you're hoovering it's almost like a form of foreplay, making sure you're always fully aware of male dominance. penis is always watching.

[costellazione]

Fuck radical feminists, get a grip ladies. Gross. Funtime soon sarah?

[infanteegaree]

fuck sheila jeffreys with a dyson. lol soz.
i might have my tea soon. hungry.

[costellazione]

do you want a roast with max and i? we're making veggie pigs in blankets! oinky oink!

[infanteegaree]

hmm, i was thinking a quick pasta dish perhaps, because obviously i will starve to death in the time it takes to make anything else. when were you planning on making it/how long will it take? my belly needs feeding.

[costellazione]

well, the time it takes to cook a roast. is a long time. so maybe a quick pasta would be more suitable. you are welcome though.

[infanteegaree]

yes, roasts are pesky time-wise so i think i shall stick with the pasta. thanks for the invite though! i will maybe watch you eat it or something. good times.