Mortal Kombat
So help me, I'm actually excited to watch "The O'Reilly Factor" tonight! In what I'm sure will be an orderly, reserved debate, that will in no way resemble two biased fools yelling at each other, Michael Moore will be on the show!
Here's my prediction:
O'Reilly: "Welcome to the show. Now let's get to it. Mr. Moore, we've covered several inaccuracies in Farenheit 9/11. Your response?"
Moore: "Well, I..."
O'Reilly: "I didn't think you'd have a response. Mr. Communist, why do you hate America?"
Moore: "I don't actually..."
O'Reilly: "No, you listen to me, Sir! Just because you were disappointed that your good buddy Saddam was removed..."
Moore: "I'm not..."
O'Reilly: "How dare you! Fair and balanced! No spin zone! Buy my book!"
Moore: [eats O'Reilly]
Here's my prediction:
O'Reilly: "Welcome to the show. Now let's get to it. Mr. Moore, we've covered several inaccuracies in Farenheit 9/11. Your response?"
Moore: "Well, I..."
O'Reilly: "I didn't think you'd have a response. Mr. Communist, why do you hate America?"
Moore: "I don't actually..."
O'Reilly: "No, you listen to me, Sir! Just because you were disappointed that your good buddy Saddam was removed..."
Moore: "I'm not..."
O'Reilly: "How dare you! Fair and balanced! No spin zone! Buy my book!"
Moore: [eats O'Reilly]