damb i love ther arigoto

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last night I went to the airigoto. the cheff kept caling me jesus! when we orderd our drinks I had the buda. Damb I love vodka. when he started cooking the rise he started flinging it at me and i was trying to catch it in my mouth. when he got it in my hair I said you basterd you got it in my hair. He says hey you get it in your hair then just wait till you gett home and have one of your girll go slurp it off. heh im like damb strate brother. later told him i would like to see him crack the egg over his head. he says never mess with a guy that has a nife in his hand. i said heh the nife in my pocket is bigger! then he says you want me to pull my nife out of my pocket. im starte i said. then he pulls out this 6- 7 inch nife . wow what a nice nife I said. he said yes i know. then he put it away and continued to cook our food.
i asked for chop sticks and he says i better go out side ane brake a couple sticks. thats whole night we where both competeing to be a bigger
smart ass.