Oh Horoscope, why must you be so correct?
My e-mail horoscope once again told me the truth about myself. I can be my own worst critic... right now I fear about my future!!
I've been like, stalker-styles to poor Erin Hess lately, going on and on about how University secretly hates me and doesn't want me to succeed... and how I think it's lying to me when I register and get into the classes I want. It's driving me to large levels of insanity. I will now compose my thoughts on this, in a letter.
Dear: Jen's future,
Okay future, listen up... I don't like you and you don't like me...but some how we're gonna make this work-Unless you want to end up living in a van down by the river, OR a cardboard box behind the KFC in Byron. University... Teacher's College... these are the obsticals that stand in our way of success. If we act as a team, we can beat them... and then have lots of money to spend on cookies and candy.
The offers on the table, I will also at this point in time, bribe you with pie.
Think it over
Sincerely;
Jen
I've been like, stalker-styles to poor Erin Hess lately, going on and on about how University secretly hates me and doesn't want me to succeed... and how I think it's lying to me when I register and get into the classes I want. It's driving me to large levels of insanity. I will now compose my thoughts on this, in a letter.
Dear: Jen's future,
Okay future, listen up... I don't like you and you don't like me...but some how we're gonna make this work-Unless you want to end up living in a van down by the river, OR a cardboard box behind the KFC in Byron. University... Teacher's College... these are the obsticals that stand in our way of success. If we act as a team, we can beat them... and then have lots of money to spend on cookies and candy.
The offers on the table, I will also at this point in time, bribe you with pie.
Think it over
Sincerely;
Jen