Oh Hum Drum
This weekend was a good one. Minus the Britney concert being cancelled.
Thursday:
Went for a pee test for this new job I'm supposed to start on May 10th. (dont know how i feel about this yet). Drove 4 hours to Cleveland to pack up some clothes and wait on Derek to get up there to go to Britney. While I was going through stuff I wouldn't ever wear again and stuff I wanted to take home I noticed that some of my clothes and a pair of sandals have "suddenly disappeared". Called Dustin to find out where the missing items where and FUNNY he doesn't know either. So, I'm over his shady, late ass. I'll get him back for this. Derek got there. Hopped into my car to go to Brit. Heard on the radio that it was canceled. So... we went to Tower City were it was a really good day to be a gay boi and a straight boy. Cause there was nothing but cute girls and gay best friends there, and then to The Hard Rock Cafe and ate dinner with 5000 disappointed Britney friends...The shirt I had on made me look like the last Homo in Cleveland. Went to the Belt afterwards... saw Mama Mackenzie and Jazmyn. Went back to Mac's and slept.
Friday:
Spent most of the day cleaning Mac's apartment cause it was kinda gross. (Love ya Mama). Lil'Josh and I watched porn. We both got all hot and bothered. Rachel bought me 151 and Derek came down and we got drunk. Went to The Belt got the cd... WAS SOOOO HORNY!!!!!!!!!! I grabbed everyones penis, touched everyones ass, boobs, groped on Jill's ass. MESS!!
Saturday: Slept all damn day. Went fabric shopping with Mac and Ty. Jill came over and waxed my eyebrows... GIRLL THEY LOOK GOOD. She did my hair before I had to drive Ty over to get ready... I'm glad I have found a NEW hairstylist... Thanks Jill. Went to out. I was the DD last night. While dancing with Johneric I pulled something in my back and was in pain all night. Got ready to go home and Mackenzie... that bitch was sooo drunk... she ran outside across the street to the parking lot, slipped and fell in da mud... I cackled for at least 10 mins before she finally got up....Bitches she kept falling and was rolling in da mud..... Cackle. Went to Sheetz. Johneric came over and left tooo early this morning...
And the phrase of the night came from Mackenzie....
(to someone): You ain't nothing but a Goddamned In-Law, using my daughter like shes the last coin-operated pony ride in the Kmart SuperCenter. ROFL!
Today:
Mackenzie made my pants for The White Party... All I can say is I need to tan a lot before my ass goes out Saturday. Anyways... I made it back to Russellville, start back to Tumbleweed tomorrow... hope I make me some dollars.
Night all!!!!
Thursday:
Went for a pee test for this new job I'm supposed to start on May 10th. (dont know how i feel about this yet). Drove 4 hours to Cleveland to pack up some clothes and wait on Derek to get up there to go to Britney. While I was going through stuff I wouldn't ever wear again and stuff I wanted to take home I noticed that some of my clothes and a pair of sandals have "suddenly disappeared". Called Dustin to find out where the missing items where and FUNNY he doesn't know either. So, I'm over his shady, late ass. I'll get him back for this. Derek got there. Hopped into my car to go to Brit. Heard on the radio that it was canceled. So... we went to Tower City were it was a really good day to be a gay boi and a straight boy. Cause there was nothing but cute girls and gay best friends there, and then to The Hard Rock Cafe and ate dinner with 5000 disappointed Britney friends...The shirt I had on made me look like the last Homo in Cleveland. Went to the Belt afterwards... saw Mama Mackenzie and Jazmyn. Went back to Mac's and slept.
Friday:
Spent most of the day cleaning Mac's apartment cause it was kinda gross. (Love ya Mama). Lil'Josh and I watched porn. We both got all hot and bothered. Rachel bought me 151 and Derek came down and we got drunk. Went to The Belt got the cd... WAS SOOOO HORNY!!!!!!!!!! I grabbed everyones penis, touched everyones ass, boobs, groped on Jill's ass. MESS!!
Saturday: Slept all damn day. Went fabric shopping with Mac and Ty. Jill came over and waxed my eyebrows... GIRLL THEY LOOK GOOD. She did my hair before I had to drive Ty over to get ready... I'm glad I have found a NEW hairstylist... Thanks Jill. Went to out. I was the DD last night. While dancing with Johneric I pulled something in my back and was in pain all night. Got ready to go home and Mackenzie... that bitch was sooo drunk... she ran outside across the street to the parking lot, slipped and fell in da mud... I cackled for at least 10 mins before she finally got up....Bitches she kept falling and was rolling in da mud..... Cackle. Went to Sheetz. Johneric came over and left tooo early this morning...
And the phrase of the night came from Mackenzie....
(to someone): You ain't nothing but a Goddamned In-Law, using my daughter like shes the last coin-operated pony ride in the Kmart SuperCenter. ROFL!
Today:
Mackenzie made my pants for The White Party... All I can say is I need to tan a lot before my ass goes out Saturday. Anyways... I made it back to Russellville, start back to Tumbleweed tomorrow... hope I make me some dollars.
Night all!!!!