Cosmo Writes Bad Porn
I like to write challenges, but I rarely come across them or have any requested on my site so when I came across this particular one, I simply had to do it!
The rules (as dictated by plagiarismhaven ):
PORNY.
Yes, you read that right. We've written dozens of porn stories for you -- now we want you to write one for us! Here are the rules:
1. No more than 500 words
2. It cannot start with "Once upon a time..."
3. The more Harlequin words, the better
4. Your characters must be naked
Part Two (Bonus Round)
Also include one of the following two options:
1. A porny banner for your porny story
or
2. A porny soundtrack (a link to a song) to complement your porny story
I've never once written porn which is why I couldn't resist. It may be utter crap, but at least it's 500 words on the dot (and wholly by serendipitous accident to boot! As for the banner, I've never made one before so please excuse me, but I can't think of any other porn songs apart from let's get it on and it's getting hot in here... I had to make do with what little inspiration I had in that regard...
There was simply something about the manner in which her heaving bosom rose and fell that left him wholly enchanted. It begged for him, taunted him.
All night he had to stand from afar during the ball, watching her as inconspicuously as possible all the while utterly enraptured by her presence. His heated gaze never once left her form, and now, finally, she was with him.
It didn’t take him long to track her down, sneaking into her room as soon as possible without drawing suspicion, and there she stood before him. She was perfection personified; especially as she bit her lip just the right way as she began to slowly untie her corset.
A light rouge grew across her face and he took one more step forward, now only a hairsbreadth away from her. “You’re magnificent,” he huskily whispered as he let his hands fall over hers, tugging at the laces with a great deal more haste than she had
The second it was undone and he was able to pull out her perfect, ample breasts out he could only breathe a sigh of blissful relief. “So beautiful,” he murmured before bringing his mouth down upon her nipple, taking it with such fervor that she immediately moaned.
“Oh, Rafael,” she moaned. “I love you, dear heart!”
he stilled, his mouth unlatching from the beautifully pink nipple as he raised his head to look her in the face. He gulped, trying to regain some semblance of composure. “What did you say?” he hesitantly asked.
She softly smiled, lightly tracing the lines of his face. “I love you, Rafe. I love you so much. I know you don’t-”
He shook his head, effectively putting a halt to her speech. “No,” he hoarsely cut in. “I… I do…”
Her eyes widened and a large smile spread across her face upon hearing those unexpected words. “You… you do?”
He nodded, lowering his head at the admission as a light pinkish hue began to take residence on his face.
“Oh heart,” Gabriela whispered as she lowered herself so that she was at level with him. Rather than choosing to speak, however, she decided to show him how much his words meant to her. She was resolute in her goal to make him as happy as he did her, to sate him.
Slowly she began undoing the buttons of his shirt, tracing patterns down the skin uncovered as she did so, reveling in the heady sight. Once finally undone, she pulled it out of his breeches and made haste in unzipping him. What she was met with was the most terrifying, beautiful, and… large thing she ever thought she’d come across. Bracing herself, she curiously made a move towards it, lightly petting it at first, causing Rafe to groan. Delighted by her effect on him, she moved further.
Yet when she took his throbbing heated member into her hand he lost all comprehension of reality as his head lolled back in an indescribable pleasure.
The rules (as dictated by plagiarismhaven ):
PORNY.
Yes, you read that right. We've written dozens of porn stories for you -- now we want you to write one for us! Here are the rules:
1. No more than 500 words
2. It cannot start with "Once upon a time..."
3. The more Harlequin words, the better
4. Your characters must be naked
Part Two (Bonus Round)
Also include one of the following two options:
1. A porny banner for your porny story
or
2. A porny soundtrack (a link to a song) to complement your porny story
I've never once written porn which is why I couldn't resist. It may be utter crap, but at least it's 500 words on the dot (and wholly by serendipitous accident to boot! As for the banner, I've never made one before so please excuse me, but I can't think of any other porn songs apart from let's get it on and it's getting hot in here... I had to make do with what little inspiration I had in that regard...
There was simply something about the manner in which her heaving bosom rose and fell that left him wholly enchanted. It begged for him, taunted him.
All night he had to stand from afar during the ball, watching her as inconspicuously as possible all the while utterly enraptured by her presence. His heated gaze never once left her form, and now, finally, she was with him.
It didn’t take him long to track her down, sneaking into her room as soon as possible without drawing suspicion, and there she stood before him. She was perfection personified; especially as she bit her lip just the right way as she began to slowly untie her corset.
A light rouge grew across her face and he took one more step forward, now only a hairsbreadth away from her. “You’re magnificent,” he huskily whispered as he let his hands fall over hers, tugging at the laces with a great deal more haste than she had
The second it was undone and he was able to pull out her perfect, ample breasts out he could only breathe a sigh of blissful relief. “So beautiful,” he murmured before bringing his mouth down upon her nipple, taking it with such fervor that she immediately moaned.
“Oh, Rafael,” she moaned. “I love you, dear heart!”
he stilled, his mouth unlatching from the beautifully pink nipple as he raised his head to look her in the face. He gulped, trying to regain some semblance of composure. “What did you say?” he hesitantly asked.
She softly smiled, lightly tracing the lines of his face. “I love you, Rafe. I love you so much. I know you don’t-”
He shook his head, effectively putting a halt to her speech. “No,” he hoarsely cut in. “I… I do…”
Her eyes widened and a large smile spread across her face upon hearing those unexpected words. “You… you do?”
He nodded, lowering his head at the admission as a light pinkish hue began to take residence on his face.
“Oh heart,” Gabriela whispered as she lowered herself so that she was at level with him. Rather than choosing to speak, however, she decided to show him how much his words meant to her. She was resolute in her goal to make him as happy as he did her, to sate him.
Slowly she began undoing the buttons of his shirt, tracing patterns down the skin uncovered as she did so, reveling in the heady sight. Once finally undone, she pulled it out of his breeches and made haste in unzipping him. What she was met with was the most terrifying, beautiful, and… large thing she ever thought she’d come across. Bracing herself, she curiously made a move towards it, lightly petting it at first, causing Rafe to groan. Delighted by her effect on him, she moved further.
Yet when she took his throbbing heated member into her hand he lost all comprehension of reality as his head lolled back in an indescribable pleasure.