Mornin', comrades.

Jun 30, 2009 19:44

Firstly, hello. My name is Cosmo, and I exist.

Secondly, I have a few books full of short stories and fanfiction, and on the weekend I was at my mum's boyfriend's house (with my mum, her boyfriend and my sister), which he is moving out of sometime soon.

Anyway, I left one of the books there, because I am a hopeless failboat who fails at life and secrecy. And not leaving books full of comedy and porn lying around at random people's houses.

It also happened to contain the beginning of a story I'm still writing, which is from the Watchmen Kink Meme (which I will find a link to when possible, even though nobody is reading this yet), which is about Nelson and Rorschach, and it is crack, and I should have written it earlier except those Anonymouses scare me, like, a lot. So I have been lurking, for the past million years. Oops.

Umm... So, yeah. That's my mission now; to go find every fucking story I've ever read and comment them. Because I have been a horrible, horrible lurk-machine, lately. And I feel bad for that, especially because I posted my own story a few weeks ago and it only got one review (and that means I am selfish, but I'm trying not to be). And I will post the Kink Meme story, as soon as I get that goddamn book back. Sorry anonymous, wherever you are. And sorry authors, again. :/

Well, I think I've explained how much of an idiot I am in enough detail now, and so ends the first post.

i am an idiot, writing, fail, watchmen, cosmo, ich bin ein berliner

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