A Dangerous Game
Backstage Faceball - not as suspicious as it sounds.
It is 9:55 in the morning, and we are playing a game henceforth known as Backstage Faceball.
Equipment:
- A whole sports department worth of volleyballs, basketballs, soccer balls, etc.
- Two 2-metre high stacks of collapsable chairs (preferably old, green and unstable).
- A couple of folded ping-pong tables (these are for sports. They are not Thai, and that wasn't funny) and some gym equipment to put between the chair-stacks.
- About 20m by 10m of space behind a curtain in a school hall.
- Some bored students.
What you have to do is stand your bored students precariously on the stacks of chairs, equal numbers at each end of the stage space. Then you throw balls at eachother, trying to inflict pain, LULZ and/or fear, or to knock your opponent off balance and probably make all the chairs fall down, killing every living thing in their path.
This game is dangerous, man. Especially when you're playing it behind the stage-curtain while the lower grades are having morning assembly. People have been damaged. It is DEADLY.
You should all play it.
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It is 9:55 in the morning, and we are playing a game henceforth known as Backstage Faceball.
Equipment:
- A whole sports department worth of volleyballs, basketballs, soccer balls, etc.
- Two 2-metre high stacks of collapsable chairs (preferably old, green and unstable).
- A couple of folded ping-pong tables (these are for sports. They are not Thai, and that wasn't funny) and some gym equipment to put between the chair-stacks.
- About 20m by 10m of space behind a curtain in a school hall.
- Some bored students.
What you have to do is stand your bored students precariously on the stacks of chairs, equal numbers at each end of the stage space. Then you throw balls at eachother, trying to inflict pain, LULZ and/or fear, or to knock your opponent off balance and probably make all the chairs fall down, killing every living thing in their path.
This game is dangerous, man. Especially when you're playing it behind the stage-curtain while the lower grades are having morning assembly. People have been damaged. It is DEADLY.
You should all play it.
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