Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed really early because, i had to go to a important meeting at 9 am on the dot.
I feel oddly happy, drained, but good that I have been very productive.
I'm so fucking cool!
Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.
I want to tell the world we are all doomed on this earth!
I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said WOW! do you work out? good. DONT'! You will break in half like a tooth pick. And did you know that you are bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you. You computer has been hacked and you should be receiving a cradit card bill in that mail soon.
fucken shit face fuckers. No one here gets out alive, but me.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with Empty hands, and useless information.
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