A Little Johnny Joke... this is sick and evil

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A Little Johnny Joke

LITTLE JOHNNY WATCHED HIS DADDY'S CAR PASS BY
THE SCHOOL PLAYGROUND AND GO INTO THE WOODS.
CURIOUS, HE FOLLOWED THE CAR AND SAW DADDY AND
AUNT JANE IN A PASSIONATE EMBRACE. LITTLE JOHNNY
FOUND THIS SO EXCITING THAT HE COULD NOT CONTAIN
HIMSELF AS HE RAN HOME AND STARTED TO TELL HIS
MOTHER. "MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND I
SAW DADDY'S CAR GO INTO THE WOODS WITH AUNT
JANE. I WENT BACK TO LOOK AND HE WAS GIVING AUNT
JANE A BIG KISS, THEN HE HELPED HER TAKE OFF HER
SHIRT. THEN AUNT JANE HELPED DADDY TAKE HIS PANTS
OFF, THEN AUNT JANE........"

AT THIS POINT MOMMY CUT HIM OFF AND SAID, "JOHNNY,
THIS IS SUCH AN INTERESTING STORY, SUPPOSE YOU SAVE
THE REST OF IT FOR SUPPER TIME. I WANT TO SEE THE
LOOK ON DADDY'S FACE WHEN YOU TELL IT TONIGHT."

AT THE DINNER TABLE, MOMMY ASKED LITTLE JOHNNY TO
TELL HIS STORY. JOHNNY STARTED HIS STORY, "I WAS AT
THE PLAYGROUND AND I SAW DADDY'S CAR GO INTO THE
WOODS WITH AUNT JANE. I WENT BACK TO LOOK AND HE
WAS GIVING AUNT JANE A BIG KISS, THEN HE HELPED HER
TAKE OFF HER SHIRT. THEN AUNT JANE HELPED DADDY
TAKE HIS PANTS OFF, THEN AUNT JANE AND DADDY
STARTED DOING THE SAME THING THAT MOMMY AND UNCLE
BILL USED TO DO WHEN DADDY WAS IN THE ARMY."

MOMMY FAINTED!

MORAL: SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO THE WHOLE STORY BEFORE YOU
INTERRUPT.