Writer's Block: Groundhog Day
My boss told me the Groundhog saw it's shower. How on earth did this Groundhog tradition start? Why must we torment this creature with its own shadow?
Oklahoma hasn't really been experiencing winter weather, y'all. And I don't want it to anytime soon. Fuckin' blizzards of years past have driven us crazy.
And I really don't want to go out and buy pants. I only have like two pairs, y'all. I can't be bothered. I only want dresses and tights!
All the dresses and all the tights!
Oklahoma hasn't really been experiencing winter weather, y'all. And I don't want it to anytime soon. Fuckin' blizzards of years past have driven us crazy.
And I really don't want to go out and buy pants. I only have like two pairs, y'all. I can't be bothered. I only want dresses and tights!
All the dresses and all the tights!