Prom Night Dumpster Babies
I would rather watch a dog fart tacos out of his ass than be subjected to Forest Gump II: He's still retarded! At least the dog tacos farts would make a stoner chuckle. I'm sure you can't say the same for Forest. I would also like to note that just the thought of this movie has made my brain explode. I hate when my brain explodes.
Also, if you don't have catcheezburger (thanks to aphorisic for bringing it to my attention) on your friends list, you likely hate everything that is good with the world, and therefore like Forest Gump. I mean it's pictures of cats LOLing all over the internets. Occasionally there are even walrus pictures to brighten your day. The walrus misses his bucket.
Also, if you don't have catcheezburger (thanks to aphorisic for bringing it to my attention) on your friends list, you likely hate everything that is good with the world, and therefore like Forest Gump. I mean it's pictures of cats LOLing all over the internets. Occasionally there are even walrus pictures to brighten your day. The walrus misses his bucket.