of pimps and such
i think my mumber is being circulated by foreign women and they think i'm a pimp
i have been getting so many weird but insanely amusing text messages and phone calls the past few days
WOMEN #1 aka MIN MIN
omg, she keeps calling me everyday! and her english is so bad. i dont understand any of her msges.
hahaahahah i shall type out her msges! so bloody funny! (note: none of her msges have been edited. i am really typing it out word for word)
her(after giving me a missed call): why i call you cannot take ok now never mild noproblemyou call i stepby ok by.
me: who are you? i think you have the wrong number
her: i name is min min you call ok. but i phone number, 9471**** you call ok
me: are you from singapore
her: i mustafar nearlywork side city squarewoh hup address youfor ok..good nightnow you call me by' (WHAT THE HECK IS SHE SAYING????)
me: please stope calling me! i already have a hot and sexy girlfriend! bye! (OMG WHAT A BAD MOVE> SHE CALLED ME IMMEDIATELY AFTER I SENT THIS MESSAGE. I THINK SHE THINKS I'M CALLING HER HOT ANS SEXY!)
(i stopped replying after that)
her: hellow' i for goodnighttomorrow you messagei step by ok..
her:hellow' i for girlfriendgoodmorning ! (SHIT SEE SHE REALLY THINKS I"M CALLING HER MY GF WAH PIANG)
her: hello i for girlfriend you what to do?
her: hellow! you what to do..... (EWWWWW!)
her: you are sexy girl i never mild you from true love. i for ok by
her: i'm you for goodboy you promise! o k by...
her: you talk o. i dont known
her: hello! i best friend i call you why? cann't take
her: hello! my best friend now raining. i very miss you ( AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!)
i wanted to reply after all her "i for..." messages: "I FOR ANGRY! GOODBYE!" but obviously i didnt cos it'd just be wasting my messages! there are alot more from her btw. the ones i typed out are the funniest! and she called me every 2 hours on mon. now she calls me once every 6 hours. BUT STILL!
woman #2
her: let me know who are you
me(very pissed off already) : YOUR MOTHER
her: do you mean ?
me: NO I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
her: you mother do you mean?
her: excuse me you pho no my friend. let me know
what is wrong with them? let you know what? that you're being a real pain in the ass?
woman #3 (the lastest)
her: i name is nyi nyi. you boy friends?
and if i want to block their numbers, i have to pay singtel $6. monopolists!