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The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSMm)
Compassionate, loving, and understanding, but only for one business week, you are The 5-Night Stand.
Sex is your primary objective, and you are a skilled manipulator. Therefore, you get LOTS of ass. Most likely, you juggle many men at once; you care about all of them a lot, but each of them a little. It adds up, right? One love.
You're not dishonest with people, exactly. It's unlikely, for instance, you'd actually say "I love you," just to get laid; and you might even go as far as explaining "I'm not ready for a commitment" to a potential partner. Of course, when you say it, you'd smile that special smile, like you two have an inside joke. Him.
Your exact opposite:
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer
The secret of your success? Every nice person has an instinct to fix the broken dirtbag within you. Women especially have this instinct, because deep down they want their sons to be evil, a genetic advantage.
To wit, your most likely occupations are stock broker, lawyer, and photographer. You are a hard worker, because power and success turn you on.
ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor
CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: cosmicn
Hilarious because it's around 85% totally wrong. Again, I must reassure my readers: I AM NOT A SOULLESS SEX ROBOT WHO USES OTHERS AS DISPOSABLE ORIFICES. Just wanted to make that clear. :)