WHY I HATE BLOGS

Jul 30, 2005 12:41

10- People post things and expect you to read them.
9- Individual people post different messages in multiple places, ergo, you have to check everywhere.
8- People use posts to guilt you into to doing things you don't want to do, ex. surveys, etc.
7- If you try to ignore them, you end up spending hours catching up.
6- When you get too involved, your social life ends up being sitting in front of your lap top looking for invites until your butt melts into your chair.
5- You spend that much less time on activities concerned with happiness, peace, sastifaction, and self-improvement.
4- They increase your tendency to use cringe-inducing netspeak.
3- They encourage people to personalize text so it makes your eyes water with the hideousness of it.
2- They encourage uninformed opinions.

and the #1 reason why I hate blogs: They create the illusion that people actually want to read your self-centered bitching.

Sorry about that. I feel much better now.
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