oh the evils of too much free time
1. What brand of toothpaste? AIM!! Woohoo its in the name!
2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? Serperate... its just not right to mix two totally different hair care products...
3. What Brands? Aussie conditioner, Loreal shampoo
4. What flavor dental floss? dental floss comes in flavours??? what the hell man!! I just use the non-flavoured... i feel gipped
5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? i'm cripple dude, i don't put on my own socks
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? wadding is much quicker and just as effective
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? no...but it should be 'the'
8. Favorite color? Pink... shocking i know
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing? nothing, i'm southern
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? bananas, phallic and good for you!
11. Lefty or righty? bothy
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? depends on what's in it and if i wanna drink it or not.
13. Bleh or blah? bleh and blah mean two different things!! you feel bleh, but you say blah blah blah!
14. What do you like about yourself? right now, feelin' kinda groovy thanks
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? um... sure
16. Do you sing in the shower? i'm not allowed to sing unless i'm in the car with jenni or drunk
17. Do you talk to your pet? Guido is really quite intellegent... in a fat and silent sort of way
18. Do you talk to yourself? I'm an excellent conversationalist thanks, i like me
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? ....dude he was hot!! damn you...
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? no, we refered to him as 'Creepy Stalker Mailman' he got fired... now we have subs everyday
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? i left out candy canes
22. Do you have 11 toes? thankfully no... but i do like the 10 i have
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? "Of course i swallow, that's how you're supposed to do it Dork!" yelled loudly enough will certainly attract attention... not really the good kind though...
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? i do all the time...
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? what?? ya'll got some freaky pink predjudice???
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Pepe le Pew please
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? um... well... he is feathered... that's always fun...
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? i HATE poetry!! Nor do i have any desire to hook up with a girl!
29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? grrr... evil bad manicure!! Vanilla lip gloss
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? yup, bad habit too, you get lipstick on your teeth, not cool!!
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes? Yes!!! But i never gave out those pictures anyway
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? hehe, depends on how he fills them out...
33. How do you take mascara off? those handy little biore make up remover wipes... thank god for those
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? um... i don't like girls... and i'd never wear that........ok maybe if the eighties came back....
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? heck yeah, that's like vital information people!
36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? all the time, i've got very dry lips
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? gummi sweettarts!! I like them with the sugar all over them too
38. M&MS or Skittles? peanut butter M&Ms... i'm a little addicted to them....
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? yes, but usually i gotta try and keep her sedated... she's different
40. What is 1+1? 42 man.... 42
41. What is your favorite holiday? Be nice to Aimee Day!!!!!!
42. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: RuPaul, better hair and more pink clothing
43. How old are you? 21 and 5 months and 10 days!
44. How old do you WANT to be? hmmm... 19 its young but not too young
45. Where do you want to live? TEXAS!!! Dude, come on people.... its Texas!!
46. Where do you want to go? i hear Venus is nice this time of millenium
47. Who do you want to meet? Stephan Hawking so i can yell 'CRIPPLE LOVE' a lot...
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? yeah, extoplasmic cooler rocked my world
49. Does pine-sol smell good? um... no.... don't inhale cleaning products dear, no no
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? i don't actually like pizza....
51. Do you like toast? yup, with orange marmalade... i watched too much Paddington as a child, didn't i?
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? hehe, like people would trust me with sharp objects
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? nope, just for daddy
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? yup, and i got gipped for those last 4 molars!!!
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? I don't have any... i sold them to Satan for better nails
56. Clear or colored? ....hmmm... rubber bands for braces, clear. condoms, coloured!
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? it comes in flavours too??? what the hell man...
58. Where is your hand right NOW? on the keyboard... duh!
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? normally my pinky, but my wretched manicure has forced me to pick my ear... damn Kelly and her poor french manicure skillz
60. Okay or O'tay? okies!
61. French poodle or french kiss? i prefer kisses, but poodles are fun too
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? yup, see i did learn something from tech crew
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? probably somewhere in my purse, hold on lemme look..........
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? um.... if i use my fingers i can usually figure it out
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? only child. explains a lot eh?
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? no, just that she's blonde now and they really do have more fun
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? yup, just the pink though
69. What do you think of Smurfette? she's my idol... surrounded by men, great hair, no job, and cute sundresses
70. What is your favorite book? Carl Sagan's Cosmos and the Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? sounds... campy
72. Salmon or Cod? Salmon is a shade of pink, i'll pick that one
73. Crab or Lobster? both are kinda pink...
74. What sounds better: up or down? um... ramps and elevators
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? Sideways... i'd confuse sideward with psychward
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? on the key board... you're naughty!!!
77. Describe the best day of your life. kinda liked being born... that was nice of my momma....
78. Broom or mop? swiffer!!!!
79. What is your favorite word? clearance
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. but i was just getting into it man... you broke my mojo!
81. What is your full name? Aimee Elizabethanne Reasoner
82. What do you wish your name was? My mommy wanted to name me Tippy... i think it might've suited me
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. Hmmm in an effort to sheild your innocent eyes i'll just say it involves silly putty, a bottle of pink champagne, and a maquita...
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? D. its not even a name! Its a letter!!
85. Are your feet the same size? nope, but i water it a lot in hopes it'll grow
86. Cassettes or CDs? records
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? yup!
88. What are your Christmas traditions? We're currently re-traditioning thanks
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? whine til daddy opens them, i always get paper cuts
90. 10 more to go, are you bored? um... you lie!
91. Do you like onions? ogres are like oinons....
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? Random Aimee Things or Pink Random Aimee Things or Pink Fluffy Random Aimee Things or....
93. Have you ever worn a dress? yup, pink ones
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? hey man, i was all over the MacGuyver tricks, i can hotwire my car with pantyhose and a nail file baby!
95. Frogs or toads? both, slimey but potentially royal
96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? wow... no, but i will now thanks!
97. 8 or 3? 3 please, i don't wanna be greedy
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? hmmmm... it'd never fall to the ground while i was in my chair....
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? wow really? is he hot?
100. You made it. Do you love me now? sure sugar, whatever you want to believe
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? no, but I did eat glue once... my hand got stuck to my hair though, i was upset
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? world peace and more marguaritas baby!!
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? not when i'm sober
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? hehe, yup, i like football!! ok actually i just like to yell and cheer
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? Sure, i mean, he is the King!
106. If not, what? Jackson or Caleb
107. What about your daughter? Faye or Emma
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. I offered my date my cherry in the middle of dessert at my senior prom...
109. Do you read tabloids? just the headlines in the grocery aisle
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played? I like my men manly... and not rabbits
111. Do you like cotton candy? not really, it does that wierd thing when it gets wet, creeps me out
112. Do you suffer from cramps? Oh yeah, my ovaries are trying to take over the world man
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? um... no.
114. Favorite food? mashed potatos and gravy!!!!
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? buy daddy and his woman a house far far away, give mommy a pink cadillac and a wardrobe for her and her dog (matching and pink of course) Pay for Jenni's wedding, and send her brother to military school, buy jeff a house and new computer every year, and for me.... just a cute pink house with a lawn boy who'll mow my yard without his shirt on and a cook who'll make me lots of potatos... oh and a cute little valet boy to drive me everywhere.
116. Ribbed or plain? ribbed for my pleasure thanks
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? i'm too pasty to do the second one
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? cherry pie baby!!!
119. Pepsi or Coke? Cherry Pepsi too
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? vanilla
121. Favorite movie? Legally Blonde... shush
122. Favorite Actor? Ewan McGreggor's pretty... ok not as a jedi though...
123. Favorite Actress? Jenni Thomas, duh!
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? I have a life cereal addiction, i can't cheat on it man
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? thigh highs all the way baby
126. Do you shave your legs? well of course i do! I'm a girl!! but i did buy this nair stuff, i'm gonna try it later
127. Midnight or mid-day? Midnight.
128. Hope or Billy? Billy, Hope's a silly name anyway
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? depends, ears q-tips, nail polish removing - cottonballs
130. Dry or lubricated? Lubricated... life is always better when you can slip and slide
131. Fast or slow? Slow
132. Hard or soft? Soft
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? damn lactose intolerance...
134. Spoon or fork? Spork!!
135. Are you crying right now? ....a little..... i wanna eat ice cream too...
136. Fling or flick? Fling!!!!
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? BAH! Evil bad manicure!!!
138. Look to your left, what do you see? my john deere sign and pink tulips and my wall
139. Look to your right, what do you see? my bed and sombrero and lots of clothes
140. Who is at your house right now? Mee and Guido
141. Are your legs crossed right now? nope, that's kinda hard in the wheelchair
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? VERTIGO!!! bad bad!!
143. Favorite song? right now... Saliva - Rest In Pieces, Dynamite Hack - Boyz N The Hood, The Calling - Keep Your Hands To Yourself
144. Boxers or briefs? Boxers. They're fun
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? Blowpop! With a name like that, how can they not be more fun?
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Juicy Fruit
147. Do you like to fish? yup, i have a pink tackle box
148. Is your grandpa cool? both are, one's big and norwegian and sings loud and bad, and the other is from the Ozarks and goes gambling and to Branson a lot
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? i like them, he sings and dances
150. Do you snore? no, but i talk in my sleep
151. Describe how your breath smells right now: ew, you don't wanna know
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." Mattie's cute...
153. Does it taste good? um... no, but i'll live
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? lick it.
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils? yeah, but just pens and i'm trying to cut back
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!) Archie... damn Veronica is such a hoochie! Stay off Betty's man!!!
157. Acting class or class act? class act... i didn't do well pretending to be anyone other than me
158. Upside-down or downside-up? um... both work
159. What's up? not much, how're you sugar?
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? Tony the Tiger!! what's with the scarf? is he the gay?
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? keyboarding class
162. Blondes or brunettes? redheads!!!!! Duh!!
163. Push or pull? yank
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? i don't open doors, i'm southern
165. Do you even read those door things? naw, i don't open them, i don't need to
166. Do spiders scare you? YES!!! gross gross gross!!
167. What does? water, breaking a nail, and ghosts or people that float... i hate that
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? nope, i had one named Leapie!!!
169. What was your first word? Dukka dukka and Horsie!!
170. What was your first phrase? "Aimee want Dukka dukka!!" and i'd point to whatever i'd decided to make dukka dukka at the moment
171. What can you not pronounce? i have issues with the english language...
172. Did you know my phone just rang? rock on with that
173. Is your phone ringing? nope, no one calls this early
174. What's your phone number? check my aways, its always up
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? eeew, no... but i wish i was that flexible
176. Are you in drag right now? no... i look girlie naturally thanks
177. WalMart or Kmart? Wally World!!!
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? neither thanks
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? none hehe
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? why fake it?
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? I don't run thanks. and even if i could, i wouldn't unless there's a sale at Bebe or a fire... and the fire one is debateable
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? i'm 21 and cripple, i don't have a bike hehe
183. Are they flat? see above
184. Can you do a hand-stand? hehehehe sure, right after i shave off all my hair and buy a Pantera teeshirt
185. Front or back? front.... (damn it now i have that backdoor lover song in my head!!)
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? 8:55 AM
187. Are you on fire right now? um... lemme check
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? is it pink?
189. Sprite or 7-up? 7-up!
190. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? Mug rootbeer
191. Bambi or Thumper? Thumper, bambi whined way too much
192. Do you think Flower is hot? um... no... i don't get turned on by skunks
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? um no... not a water girl
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? heck yeah... not much i won't do for $5 hehe
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? um........ my momma might
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? that'd require counting, and ya'll didn't pay me enough for that
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? pinkies don't have hands silly!!
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? 42... yeah....
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? i don't like apples remember? I'm all over those bananas baby!!
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? nope, i'm a good girl, i've still got the V-card
*201*. Did you enjoy this lame-ass survey? well.... i might try to find out the answer to #200 now...
you know you wanted to know all that
2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? Serperate... its just not right to mix two totally different hair care products...
3. What Brands? Aussie conditioner, Loreal shampoo
4. What flavor dental floss? dental floss comes in flavours??? what the hell man!! I just use the non-flavoured... i feel gipped
5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? i'm cripple dude, i don't put on my own socks
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? wadding is much quicker and just as effective
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? no...but it should be 'the'
8. Favorite color? Pink... shocking i know
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing? nothing, i'm southern
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? bananas, phallic and good for you!
11. Lefty or righty? bothy
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? depends on what's in it and if i wanna drink it or not.
13. Bleh or blah? bleh and blah mean two different things!! you feel bleh, but you say blah blah blah!
14. What do you like about yourself? right now, feelin' kinda groovy thanks
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? um... sure
16. Do you sing in the shower? i'm not allowed to sing unless i'm in the car with jenni or drunk
17. Do you talk to your pet? Guido is really quite intellegent... in a fat and silent sort of way
18. Do you talk to yourself? I'm an excellent conversationalist thanks, i like me
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? ....dude he was hot!! damn you...
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? no, we refered to him as 'Creepy Stalker Mailman' he got fired... now we have subs everyday
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? i left out candy canes
22. Do you have 11 toes? thankfully no... but i do like the 10 i have
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? "Of course i swallow, that's how you're supposed to do it Dork!" yelled loudly enough will certainly attract attention... not really the good kind though...
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? i do all the time...
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? what?? ya'll got some freaky pink predjudice???
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Pepe le Pew please
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? um... well... he is feathered... that's always fun...
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? i HATE poetry!! Nor do i have any desire to hook up with a girl!
29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? grrr... evil bad manicure!! Vanilla lip gloss
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? yup, bad habit too, you get lipstick on your teeth, not cool!!
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes? Yes!!! But i never gave out those pictures anyway
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? hehe, depends on how he fills them out...
33. How do you take mascara off? those handy little biore make up remover wipes... thank god for those
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? um... i don't like girls... and i'd never wear that........ok maybe if the eighties came back....
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? heck yeah, that's like vital information people!
36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? all the time, i've got very dry lips
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? gummi sweettarts!! I like them with the sugar all over them too
38. M&MS or Skittles? peanut butter M&Ms... i'm a little addicted to them....
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? yes, but usually i gotta try and keep her sedated... she's different
40. What is 1+1? 42 man.... 42
41. What is your favorite holiday? Be nice to Aimee Day!!!!!!
42. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: RuPaul, better hair and more pink clothing
43. How old are you? 21 and 5 months and 10 days!
44. How old do you WANT to be? hmmm... 19 its young but not too young
45. Where do you want to live? TEXAS!!! Dude, come on people.... its Texas!!
46. Where do you want to go? i hear Venus is nice this time of millenium
47. Who do you want to meet? Stephan Hawking so i can yell 'CRIPPLE LOVE' a lot...
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? yeah, extoplasmic cooler rocked my world
49. Does pine-sol smell good? um... no.... don't inhale cleaning products dear, no no
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? i don't actually like pizza....
51. Do you like toast? yup, with orange marmalade... i watched too much Paddington as a child, didn't i?
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? hehe, like people would trust me with sharp objects
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? nope, just for daddy
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? yup, and i got gipped for those last 4 molars!!!
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? I don't have any... i sold them to Satan for better nails
56. Clear or colored? ....hmmm... rubber bands for braces, clear. condoms, coloured!
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? it comes in flavours too??? what the hell man...
58. Where is your hand right NOW? on the keyboard... duh!
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? normally my pinky, but my wretched manicure has forced me to pick my ear... damn Kelly and her poor french manicure skillz
60. Okay or O'tay? okies!
61. French poodle or french kiss? i prefer kisses, but poodles are fun too
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? yup, see i did learn something from tech crew
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? probably somewhere in my purse, hold on lemme look..........
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? um.... if i use my fingers i can usually figure it out
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? only child. explains a lot eh?
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? no, just that she's blonde now and they really do have more fun
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? yup, just the pink though
69. What do you think of Smurfette? she's my idol... surrounded by men, great hair, no job, and cute sundresses
70. What is your favorite book? Carl Sagan's Cosmos and the Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? sounds... campy
72. Salmon or Cod? Salmon is a shade of pink, i'll pick that one
73. Crab or Lobster? both are kinda pink...
74. What sounds better: up or down? um... ramps and elevators
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? Sideways... i'd confuse sideward with psychward
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? on the key board... you're naughty!!!
77. Describe the best day of your life. kinda liked being born... that was nice of my momma....
78. Broom or mop? swiffer!!!!
79. What is your favorite word? clearance
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. but i was just getting into it man... you broke my mojo!
81. What is your full name? Aimee Elizabethanne Reasoner
82. What do you wish your name was? My mommy wanted to name me Tippy... i think it might've suited me
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. Hmmm in an effort to sheild your innocent eyes i'll just say it involves silly putty, a bottle of pink champagne, and a maquita...
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? D. its not even a name! Its a letter!!
85. Are your feet the same size? nope, but i water it a lot in hopes it'll grow
86. Cassettes or CDs? records
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? yup!
88. What are your Christmas traditions? We're currently re-traditioning thanks
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? whine til daddy opens them, i always get paper cuts
90. 10 more to go, are you bored? um... you lie!
91. Do you like onions? ogres are like oinons....
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? Random Aimee Things or Pink Random Aimee Things or Pink Fluffy Random Aimee Things or....
93. Have you ever worn a dress? yup, pink ones
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? hey man, i was all over the MacGuyver tricks, i can hotwire my car with pantyhose and a nail file baby!
95. Frogs or toads? both, slimey but potentially royal
96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? wow... no, but i will now thanks!
97. 8 or 3? 3 please, i don't wanna be greedy
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? hmmmm... it'd never fall to the ground while i was in my chair....
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? wow really? is he hot?
100. You made it. Do you love me now? sure sugar, whatever you want to believe
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? no, but I did eat glue once... my hand got stuck to my hair though, i was upset
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? world peace and more marguaritas baby!!
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? not when i'm sober
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? hehe, yup, i like football!! ok actually i just like to yell and cheer
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? Sure, i mean, he is the King!
106. If not, what? Jackson or Caleb
107. What about your daughter? Faye or Emma
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. I offered my date my cherry in the middle of dessert at my senior prom...
109. Do you read tabloids? just the headlines in the grocery aisle
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played? I like my men manly... and not rabbits
111. Do you like cotton candy? not really, it does that wierd thing when it gets wet, creeps me out
112. Do you suffer from cramps? Oh yeah, my ovaries are trying to take over the world man
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? um... no.
114. Favorite food? mashed potatos and gravy!!!!
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? buy daddy and his woman a house far far away, give mommy a pink cadillac and a wardrobe for her and her dog (matching and pink of course) Pay for Jenni's wedding, and send her brother to military school, buy jeff a house and new computer every year, and for me.... just a cute pink house with a lawn boy who'll mow my yard without his shirt on and a cook who'll make me lots of potatos... oh and a cute little valet boy to drive me everywhere.
116. Ribbed or plain? ribbed for my pleasure thanks
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? i'm too pasty to do the second one
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? cherry pie baby!!!
119. Pepsi or Coke? Cherry Pepsi too
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? vanilla
121. Favorite movie? Legally Blonde... shush
122. Favorite Actor? Ewan McGreggor's pretty... ok not as a jedi though...
123. Favorite Actress? Jenni Thomas, duh!
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? I have a life cereal addiction, i can't cheat on it man
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? thigh highs all the way baby
126. Do you shave your legs? well of course i do! I'm a girl!! but i did buy this nair stuff, i'm gonna try it later
127. Midnight or mid-day? Midnight.
128. Hope or Billy? Billy, Hope's a silly name anyway
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? depends, ears q-tips, nail polish removing - cottonballs
130. Dry or lubricated? Lubricated... life is always better when you can slip and slide
131. Fast or slow? Slow
132. Hard or soft? Soft
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? damn lactose intolerance...
134. Spoon or fork? Spork!!
135. Are you crying right now? ....a little..... i wanna eat ice cream too...
136. Fling or flick? Fling!!!!
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? BAH! Evil bad manicure!!!
138. Look to your left, what do you see? my john deere sign and pink tulips and my wall
139. Look to your right, what do you see? my bed and sombrero and lots of clothes
140. Who is at your house right now? Mee and Guido
141. Are your legs crossed right now? nope, that's kinda hard in the wheelchair
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? VERTIGO!!! bad bad!!
143. Favorite song? right now... Saliva - Rest In Pieces, Dynamite Hack - Boyz N The Hood, The Calling - Keep Your Hands To Yourself
144. Boxers or briefs? Boxers. They're fun
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? Blowpop! With a name like that, how can they not be more fun?
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Juicy Fruit
147. Do you like to fish? yup, i have a pink tackle box
148. Is your grandpa cool? both are, one's big and norwegian and sings loud and bad, and the other is from the Ozarks and goes gambling and to Branson a lot
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? i like them, he sings and dances
150. Do you snore? no, but i talk in my sleep
151. Describe how your breath smells right now: ew, you don't wanna know
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." Mattie's cute...
153. Does it taste good? um... no, but i'll live
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? lick it.
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils? yeah, but just pens and i'm trying to cut back
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!) Archie... damn Veronica is such a hoochie! Stay off Betty's man!!!
157. Acting class or class act? class act... i didn't do well pretending to be anyone other than me
158. Upside-down or downside-up? um... both work
159. What's up? not much, how're you sugar?
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? Tony the Tiger!! what's with the scarf? is he the gay?
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? keyboarding class
162. Blondes or brunettes? redheads!!!!! Duh!!
163. Push or pull? yank
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? i don't open doors, i'm southern
165. Do you even read those door things? naw, i don't open them, i don't need to
166. Do spiders scare you? YES!!! gross gross gross!!
167. What does? water, breaking a nail, and ghosts or people that float... i hate that
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? nope, i had one named Leapie!!!
169. What was your first word? Dukka dukka and Horsie!!
170. What was your first phrase? "Aimee want Dukka dukka!!" and i'd point to whatever i'd decided to make dukka dukka at the moment
171. What can you not pronounce? i have issues with the english language...
172. Did you know my phone just rang? rock on with that
173. Is your phone ringing? nope, no one calls this early
174. What's your phone number? check my aways, its always up
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? eeew, no... but i wish i was that flexible
176. Are you in drag right now? no... i look girlie naturally thanks
177. WalMart or Kmart? Wally World!!!
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? neither thanks
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? none hehe
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? why fake it?
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? I don't run thanks. and even if i could, i wouldn't unless there's a sale at Bebe or a fire... and the fire one is debateable
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? i'm 21 and cripple, i don't have a bike hehe
183. Are they flat? see above
184. Can you do a hand-stand? hehehehe sure, right after i shave off all my hair and buy a Pantera teeshirt
185. Front or back? front.... (damn it now i have that backdoor lover song in my head!!)
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? 8:55 AM
187. Are you on fire right now? um... lemme check
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? is it pink?
189. Sprite or 7-up? 7-up!
190. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? Mug rootbeer
191. Bambi or Thumper? Thumper, bambi whined way too much
192. Do you think Flower is hot? um... no... i don't get turned on by skunks
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? um no... not a water girl
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? heck yeah... not much i won't do for $5 hehe
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? um........ my momma might
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? that'd require counting, and ya'll didn't pay me enough for that
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? pinkies don't have hands silly!!
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? 42... yeah....
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? i don't like apples remember? I'm all over those bananas baby!!
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? nope, i'm a good girl, i've still got the V-card
*201*. Did you enjoy this lame-ass survey? well.... i might try to find out the answer to #200 now...
you know you wanted to know all that