I should get a "worst student ever" award

[cosmic_celery]

I've got an essay due on Wednesday that the teacher is making us take by the tutoring center in order to get credit. In order to do that, I've got to finish it tonight, take it by tomorrow and revise it for Wednesday. How much have I got done? About a sentence and a half. You'd think, as smart as I am, that effective schedualing might be a trait that id've acquired along the way.

I'll be over here panicking, procrastinating further, and drinking large amounts of tea.
In the meantime, have some Unicorns:

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EDIT at 1:30: Ahhh I don't believe a word of what I'm writing what am I dooooing.