Meme Time

Jan 23, 2008 03:06

Because
bonamoz did it, and I'm up this late for some reason I don't fully comprehend:

:: List twelve characters before reading the questions, then fill in the name next to the corresponding number and answer the question::

Characters:
1)5th Doctor (doctor who)
2)Wash (firefly)
3)Vislor Turlough (doctor who)
4)Tegan Jovanka (doctor who)
5)Dib (invader zim)
6)Ainley Master (Doctor Who)
7)1900 (the legend of 1900)
8)Rosencrantz (rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead/hamlet)
9)Guildenstern
10)Hamlet
11)Romana 2 (doctor who)
12)Tak (invader zim)

1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Ainley master) or 11 (Romana 2)?
Definitely Romana, but the Master's class would be more fun.

2. Do you think 4 (tegan jovanka) is hot? How hot?
I suppose?

3. 12 (tak) sends 8 (rosencrantz) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Tak sends him on a mission to view Zim's base. This plan fails horribly when Ros invites himself in, makes friends with Gir and makes hamburgers.

4. What is or would be 9's (guildenstern) favorite book?
A book on the law of averages and how it relates to coin spinning.

5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Wash) to swear fealty to 6 (Ainley master), or the other way around?
Wash would probably do it just to get him to stop monologuing.

6. For some reason, 5 (Dib) is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 (guildenstern) or with 10 (Hamlet)?
I could see him and Guil hanging out. Him and Hamlet together might get messy.

7. 2 (Wash), 7 (1900) and 12 (Tak) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
1900 and Wash would have a civilized conversation over sandwiches about how being gifted is a troublesome thing (Wash would be BSing) while Tak sat with her fingers steeped staring at them.

8. 3 (Turlough) challenges 10 (Hamlet) to a duel. What happens?
They choose swords. Turlough gets one hit on Hamlet, who then proceeds to talk for a page about the nature of victory. They both decide to call off the duel and go get drunk.

9. If 1 (Doctor Five) stole 8's (Rosencrantz) most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Ask politely?

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (1900) and 12 (Tak) both attain what they most desire.
The Love of Galaxies: How the world's greatest piano prodigy inadvertedly lost the earth and gained the love of his life.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Tegan Jovanka) and 1 (Doctor Five) to work together?
Hot sex? Wait...that's been done before. I would have them get stuck governing a foreign planet. Work together, or war breaks out!

12. If 7 (1900) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Yeah, we could hang out. We're both kinda quiet people though, so not much would happen.

13. If you could command 3 (vislor turlough) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
*snickers* Um...I'd have him sneak me onto the TARDIS.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Romana 2)?
I don't think so.

15. If 2 (Wash) had to choose sides between 4 (Tegan) and 5 (Dib), which would it be?
Oh, Tegan. Wash always sides with the boobs.

16. What might 10 (Hamlet) shout while charging into battle?
I'M TOTALLY ATTACKING....no, wait...maybe I shouldn't. OK, NOW I AM!

17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Rosenrantz), which song would you choose?
Maybe... Clocks by Coldplay

18. 1 (Doctor Five), 6 (Ainley Master) and 12 (Tak) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Tak, because she's crazy and has not tact. The Doc would be too polite, and the Master would be too busy weiging his options to notice it was gone.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Wash) to use on 10 (Hamlet)?
Wanna see my spaceship?

20. What would 5 (Dib) most likely be arrested for?
Breaking into government facilities.

21. What is 6's (Ainley Master) secret?
He draws little goatees on every picture he has of the Doctor.

22. If 11 (Romana 2) and 9 (Guildenstern) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Probably Romana. She's more determined. Guildenstern would probaby get distracted and grumble about how racing wouldn't do any good anyway.

23. 3 (Turlough) and 7 (1900) tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
1900, because he tells the strait truth. Turlough would probably twist the truth to make himself look better.

24. "1 (Doctor five) and 9 (Guildenstern) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s (Tegan) sinister secret organization. 11 (Romana2) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Romana2) is actually a spy for 4 (Tegan). Meanwhile, 4 (Tegan) has kidnapped 12 (Tak), in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Dib), they seek out 3 (Turlough), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it?
"The unlikely Rescue" or more likely "the fandom debacle" nobody would read it. nobody should write it.

25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (1900) or 8 (Rosencrantz)?
1900. Rosencrantz would probably be more scared than me.

meme-tastic

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