McSweeny's

Aug 30, 2006 12:14

If Charles Bukowski Had Written Children's Books:

"The Whore Who Snored"

"Why is Grandpa Heaving?"

"The Years Will Fly Like Hummingbirds and One Gray Day You'll Die"

"Love Turns to Crap Like a Sandwich"

"The Alley Cat and the Wounded Dog Share Scraps of Bird and Dung"

"Uncle Hank's Sack of Empties"

"Wishbones Come from Chicken, Harlots Come from Hell"

"The Park Bench Where You Eat Your Lunch Will Be Your Bed Someday"

"Give Up Now"
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