spn, the vd and lost walk into a bar,
BARTENDER
So, which one of you is the slashiest?
SUPERNATURAL
Oh, it is I, for sure. I've got soulmates, erotically codependent and various references to Dean and Castiel doing it.
THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
Big fucking deal. We have canon threesome implications, epressed desires for more of the same, and one brother saying to the other: 'you got what you wanted: you and me for all eternity.'
SUPERNATURAL
GODDAMMIT. Fine! Castiel and Dean are just going to start actually sucking face next season.
LOST
Whatever! You both lose, for I am the master. Now and forever.
BARTENDER
FACT. You get free shots for being awesome. (They're not poisoned and they don't contain magical powers that force you to stay in this bar forever either.)
LOST
Cool! Partytimes!
SMALLVILLE
...what? I don't even exist anymore?
ALL OTHERS
Not really, no.
LOST
Man, I really should have brought that Jacob guy around sooner.
(SUPERNATURAL
I really should have done more with that Lucifer guy or that War guy when I had the chance.)
BARTENDER
It's cool. We had Sawyer without a shirt and mango-sharing before. Now, could you tell me what the fuck happened last night? I still don't really have a clue.
PS. Dudes, I don't even know. I'm on a lot of meds right now, ok?
So, which one of you is the slashiest?
SUPERNATURAL
Oh, it is I, for sure. I've got soulmates, erotically codependent and various references to Dean and Castiel doing it.
THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
Big fucking deal. We have canon threesome implications, epressed desires for more of the same, and one brother saying to the other: 'you got what you wanted: you and me for all eternity.'
SUPERNATURAL
GODDAMMIT. Fine! Castiel and Dean are just going to start actually sucking face next season.
LOST
Whatever! You both lose, for I am the master. Now and forever.
BARTENDER
FACT. You get free shots for being awesome. (They're not poisoned and they don't contain magical powers that force you to stay in this bar forever either.)
LOST
Cool! Partytimes!
SMALLVILLE
...what? I don't even exist anymore?
ALL OTHERS
Not really, no.
LOST
Man, I really should have brought that Jacob guy around sooner.
(SUPERNATURAL
I really should have done more with that Lucifer guy or that War guy when I had the chance.)
BARTENDER
It's cool. We had Sawyer without a shirt and mango-sharing before. Now, could you tell me what the fuck happened last night? I still don't really have a clue.
PS. Dudes, I don't even know. I'm on a lot of meds right now, ok?