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today was one of the funniest days in VBALL HISTORY - and it has nothing to do with the match at all. on the way to the game, like always, we decided to make a few "phone calls." the first few didnt work out so well. they didnt pick up, so we decided to leave voicemail messages and such. first we called claire, who is pretty much the person we always call. i didnt talk to her since then, so i dont know what her reaction is. however, i do know what her past reactions have been : "what the hell is this shit i cant understand any of it so i deleted them all." first off, lunderman is the one doing all the talking. the first few times he was asking her about this gigantic black dildo that she apaprently owns that he wanted to borrow. she missed that completely due to stephens incoherent mumbling / screaming / madness. this time, i think we were on the topic of the Fweenil. regardless, it couldn have made any sense. so that was the claire jaunt. next, we called aimee i think. we left another psyuchotic message on her phone, and let taht be. THEN she called back. ultimate hilarity ensued when i put a good portion of the team on the phone saying ridiculous things. the best was lunderman discussing aimees fweenil policy, dave and his copenhagen, the cambodian incident with craig, and cardeelo just being a faggot. somehow aimee took credit for slaughtering a poor rabbit in my driveway. after that, or before that, i dont recall, we called christina like FOUR times. she was freaked out, to say the least. i dont think she even knows lundderman, and he was all calling her house and shti and saying gonzo thigns involving fweenils and some sort of date - and if she messed around witht he fweenil on the first date. xtina is a good, wholesome girl, so i think that lindemran and her wouldnt work out too well. we also left a creepy voice message on alisons phone, which she couldnt comprehed either. Allibaby2: man i do not understand that message at all - her reaction. much like veryone elses. THEnnn i decided to elave a creepy message on catherines cell, which worked out kinda well, even if it wasnt to my desired effect. heres what she had to say ---
Kit2125: what did he SAYYYYYYY god dammit telll me cory! i neeeeeeeeed to know!!!!!!!!!!
Kit2125: you know as well as i do that the secret code was in that message and that is the only thing that can save my kingdom
Kit2125: i cant speak anymore about it!!!!!!!!!!!
Kit2125: you know that
Kit2125: they are listening!
Kit2125: i tg write a paper stop leaving hebrew on my phone...you know how i feel about those people
Kit2125: hhhhHAHAHAHAHhHhHhaahaha
Kit2125: shalom
now, who is fucking crazier? us, or curmudgeon catherine???
hoenstly.
i think that was the whole cellphone ordeal. no one else was around or deserved to be called. you poick one. and i wouldve called gary, but last time he WASNT HAPPY ABOUT IT.
spring is oeverrated. but, the video for "du hast" by rammstein is fuckign RIDICULOUSLYT GOOD. it is so slick and glorious. those germans are fucking pitbull terriers. if anyone was a pitbull terrier, itd be them. RIDICUOULS>
thats about all igot- except for a small list of upcoming events----
1. senior trip fri thruogh monday :-}
2. last day of miseri class tomorrow
3. ap eng and ap euro tests soon???
4. grendel video :PPPP
thats about it. i could make up more but itd be pointless. thats pretty much all the shit left regarding school. maybe i missed a few minor details, but i think that really sums it up. that stuff isnt even important. shit. when was the last time i actually did something worthwhile??? honestyly.... school is beat. fuck that. ill never do work agian....
....if only that were true :[
EDIT: one more thing-- ever since i got home from this berwick match shit, ive been waddling, like a fucking penguin. and like i just noticed and came to that realization. thats weird. wow.
Kit2125: what did he SAYYYYYYY god dammit telll me cory! i neeeeeeeeed to know!!!!!!!!!!
Kit2125: you know as well as i do that the secret code was in that message and that is the only thing that can save my kingdom
Kit2125: i cant speak anymore about it!!!!!!!!!!!
Kit2125: you know that
Kit2125: they are listening!
Kit2125: i tg write a paper stop leaving hebrew on my phone...you know how i feel about those people
Kit2125: hhhhHAHAHAHAHhHhHhaahaha
Kit2125: shalom
now, who is fucking crazier? us, or curmudgeon catherine???
hoenstly.
i think that was the whole cellphone ordeal. no one else was around or deserved to be called. you poick one. and i wouldve called gary, but last time he WASNT HAPPY ABOUT IT.
spring is oeverrated. but, the video for "du hast" by rammstein is fuckign RIDICULOUSLYT GOOD. it is so slick and glorious. those germans are fucking pitbull terriers. if anyone was a pitbull terrier, itd be them. RIDICUOULS>
thats about all igot- except for a small list of upcoming events----
1. senior trip fri thruogh monday :-}
2. last day of miseri class tomorrow
3. ap eng and ap euro tests soon???
4. grendel video :PPPP
thats about it. i could make up more but itd be pointless. thats pretty much all the shit left regarding school. maybe i missed a few minor details, but i think that really sums it up. that stuff isnt even important. shit. when was the last time i actually did something worthwhile??? honestyly.... school is beat. fuck that. ill never do work agian....
....if only that were true :[
EDIT: one more thing-- ever since i got home from this berwick match shit, ive been waddling, like a fucking penguin. and like i just noticed and came to that realization. thats weird. wow.