Funniest childhood memory.... [TM posting]
Cory Raines
Highlander
Okay, there was this time. I lived out on the streets. I had to be creative on how to make money. I did tricks. I picked purses (coin bags to those who do not know). I worked a little. I did whatever. Well there was this one time I worked for this guy. I used to clean up his place for the customers. He paid me shit. Gave me left over food that the customers didn't eat.
One day, he left me alone to clean the place. Tired of working for him, I... well here is how it went. I put holes in the drinking cups or racked them. Very tiny ones. I think I invented the first dribble glass. I glued some of the forks to the tables and coins as well. I sawed some of the chairs so when people sat in them they would break. You know stuff like that.
God you should have seen the place during dinner time. I laughed so hard, I peed my pants. I ran right after that.
I pulled many other stunts after that. I think I had to leave the area shortly after that.
Highlander
Okay, there was this time. I lived out on the streets. I had to be creative on how to make money. I did tricks. I picked purses (coin bags to those who do not know). I worked a little. I did whatever. Well there was this one time I worked for this guy. I used to clean up his place for the customers. He paid me shit. Gave me left over food that the customers didn't eat.
One day, he left me alone to clean the place. Tired of working for him, I... well here is how it went. I put holes in the drinking cups or racked them. Very tiny ones. I think I invented the first dribble glass. I glued some of the forks to the tables and coins as well. I sawed some of the chairs so when people sat in them they would break. You know stuff like that.
God you should have seen the place during dinner time. I laughed so hard, I peed my pants. I ran right after that.
I pulled many other stunts after that. I think I had to leave the area shortly after that.