Work challenge

Oct 20, 2009 17:53

I have just been informed that I need to buy my own LED name tag for work. Ad that I must put my own message into it which can't just be my name. So any clever SFW retail happy messages y'all can think of? I can fit up to 6 different messages up to 256 characters with almost anything you can type on a standard keyboard.

job, help?, quote, consumerism

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uniquecrash5 October 20 2009, 23:20:10 UTC
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy

What can I say, I still dig Ren & Stimpy.

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webby October 21 2009, 02:44:13 UTC
I will only wear one piece of flare. This is it.

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pez_minotaur October 21 2009, 13:10:43 UTC
Oh, very well done.

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pez_minotaur October 21 2009, 02:51:12 UTC
I did this once to the computer in the lab at my work.

"Hi my names is Sean how can I help you? Hi my names is Sean how can I help you? Hi my names is Sean how can I help you? Hi my names is Sean how can I help you? Hi my names is Sean how can I help you? This name tag will self distruct in 3 seconds."

245 characters with spaces. Anyone who notices the last line will wonder if they really saw it or are going mad.

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pez_minotaur October 21 2009, 13:29:16 UTC
Here is one I would go with;

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope"

but I know this is your favourite, even if you do get all your literary quotes from The Muppets.

"MARLEY was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge's name was good upon 'Change"

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curgoth October 21 2009, 13:18:06 UTC
http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/

"Look at my horse, my horse is amazing"

You could just pick a different internet meme every week.

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corwin77 October 21 2009, 19:51:44 UTC
I should do the one Pez suggested above only end it with a Rickroll.

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night__watch October 22 2009, 23:35:30 UTC
Yes! A text-only Rickroll.

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