Oct 20, 2009 17:53
I have just been informed that I need to buy my own LED name tag for work. Ad that I must put my own message into it which can't just be my name. So any clever SFW retail happy messages y'all can think of? I can fit up to 6 different messages up to 256 characters with almost anything you can type on a standard keyboard.
job,
help?,
quote,
consumerism
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What can I say, I still dig Ren & Stimpy.
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"Hi my names is Sean how can I help you? Hi my names is Sean how can I help you? Hi my names is Sean how can I help you? Hi my names is Sean how can I help you? Hi my names is Sean how can I help you? This name tag will self distruct in 3 seconds."
245 characters with spaces. Anyone who notices the last line will wonder if they really saw it or are going mad.
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"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope"
but I know this is your favourite, even if you do get all your literary quotes from The Muppets.
"MARLEY was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge's name was good upon 'Change"
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"Look at my horse, my horse is amazing"
You could just pick a different internet meme every week.
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