the raven returns from grandma-induced hiatus;

[corvuscordelia]

OKAY SO.

Thanks to Casey (my girl!) I have been notified that it is safe to come back to the Compendiums!

And if any of you give me crap about listening to my GG about this, please take a moment and ponder - would you disobey Mrs. Bradford? Really? Would you? I THINK NOT. Even in light of the unlikelihood of enforcement! Anyway, since you all

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[naturewill]

Isn't this your school counsellor's job?

[corvuscordelia]

NO.

Well, yes.

Well, kind of.

The difference is, I don't know where my school counsellor lives.

Wait, do I know where you live? Do you live at the Pen? I don't know where you live. Crap. So much for that.

Okay, seriously, my guidance counsellor smells like moth balls and wet dog, and I really don't think people can understand what he's saying half the time through his IMMENSE BEARD.

[naturewill]

Haven't seen me in a while, kid. Might've adopted an Alsatian and grown an immense beard in that time.

[corvuscordelia]

Uh, no, because you're just a wolf, not wolfman.

And what is up with the not seeing, huh? I was in New York! You should be all, 'O hello, loyal subject, let me take you out for breakfast! Do you know where the best bagels in New York are? No? Let me take you to them!'

We could've bonded. I bet Velvet bonds with her Tales.

[kissthehook]

I think she buys them gift baskets, even.

[corvuscordelia]

NOAH. I demand a gift basket!

[naturewill]

Good. Buy me one too, while you're shopping.

[naturewill]

Plenty of bonding going on with other

Could get you some bagels as long as you didn't come to me with life issues while you're in NY. The academic problems of the teen-something are kind of outta my headspace, kid.