the raven returns from grandma-induced hiatus;

[corvuscordelia]

OKAY SO.

Thanks to Casey (my girl!) I have been notified that it is safe to come back to the Compendiums!

And if any of you give me crap about listening to my GG about this, please take a moment and ponder - would you disobey Mrs. Bradford? Really? Would you? I THINK NOT. Even in light of the unlikelihood of enforcement! Anyway, since you all

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[lepetitrouge]

Pff college. Just don't go! Then you don't have to wait for anything right? It's brilliant!

[corvuscordelia]

But then I would have to be severely awesome and go be an American Gladiator, and while certain parties in this conversation have achieved those levels of awesome, I, alas, have not.

Although I could just be a bum. An awesome bum. A crime-fighting with the wit of her pen bum, who stinks up the internet cafe as she mightily blogs!

[lepetitrouge]

Flattery will not get you a cut of my super sweet prize money. Helping me set the pool lap lanes on fire so I can recreate part of The Eliminator, however, will.

YES. See, you've got it all workd out.

[corvuscordelia]

Does setting pool lap lanes on fire require a bathing suit and swimming? Or just wielding a flame torch? Because one, I can do. The other, definitely not.

[lepetitrouge]

I don't know! I'm pretty sure ways can be devised to set them on fire without actually entering the pool though! You're going to be a blogger bum, you must be clever, you can figure it out.

[corvuscordelia]

Obviously I must go on a quest to bring back/alive Fire Mutant Dude from the X-Men movies. Then you can have fire SHAPES.

[lepetitrouge]

That would be super awesome but I'm pretty sure The Eliminator is not that fancy.

[corvuscordelia]

Well, if I could find this dude, you would totally raise the bar for The Eliminator. They would have to change its name to the Delilinator.

[lepetitrouge]

Somehow that doesn't have the same ring to it.

However BFF who can throw fire and shit = win, so get on it!

[corvuscordelia]

I'm gettin' on!

...it!

yeah!

Hey, have you ever noticed how Wolverine kind of looks like Noah if you squint and kind of tilt your head to one side and imagine him without the massive sideburns?

[beastarrific]

Wait, what? There's a Tale who looks like Wolverine?

[lepetitrouge]

Uh actually I've never seen the movies. Who's Wolverine?

[oinkvey]

[naturewill]

Uh.