Mar 04, 2011 22:37
[Hullo, Routers! Today's feed by your friendly neighborhood thief Byrne Faraday is...
...um. Uh. A Hoothoot's face?
Well, say hello to Athena the Hoothoot, guys. From watching Byrne, she's learned how to mess with the PokeGear! ...Sort of. She has just switched it on to video by accident and it's now recording an awkward angle of the room Byrne's staying in at the Violet City Inn. Boy oh boy oh boy. Byrne can be heard muttering something in the background but it's hard to hear or even notice when THERE'S A HOOTHOOT HOGGING THE CAMERASPACE HELLO and making little Hoothoot sounds. And Athena just staaaares for a good minute, turns her head side to side, pecks the camera once or twice to see if it'll do anything--]
Athena, what are you doing? C'mere for a second.
[Ahh, Byrne's calling her! She hoots happily and trots over to him, forgetting about her new toy for now. However, her derp of a trainer doesn't seem to notice the PokeGear yet. Right now his attention is on Little Thief, who is seen sitting with her back to him. Her nose is upturned with a pout on her face and everything, like some sassy cat or unhappy child. This is so...un-Little Thief like.]
Vul.
Athena, can you try and talk to Little Thief? She's suddenly being so unresponsive, and I don't know what's wrong.
[With an enthusiastic nod, Athena jumps in front of Little Thief's face and STARRESSSS. Surprisingly, the Vulpix reacts quite positively towards her Pokemon companion! They have a Pokemon-language conversation as Byrne watches from the sidelines...leaves them alone to 'talk' for about half a minute...and then, when they look like things might be settled, Byrne speaks up:]
So? What is it, Little Thief?
[Ohhhh, Little Thief just shot you the dirtiest look EVER, Byrne. It's like she just said to you DON'T TALK TO ME BITCH]
Wh-what? What did I do?!
Wrrrrulh! Vul! [Back to pouting, it seems. Even Athena looks baffled. But Byrne?]
...Fine, you know what? Don't tell me what's wrong! Be pouty for all I care.
[And so Byrne is pouting and Little Thief is pouting and Athena is just like :| and Oliver lays in the corner looking as if he's saying '...wow, you two are so mature.' And Tal's bouncing around like Tal not caring. Yay! Well, enough is enough for Byrne! He's walking over to the Gear now with some ultimate purpose in mind, and he picks it up to realize--]
Wait--hold it--what?! It's been recording?! How the hell has it been--
[...But! Byrne stops himself from turning it off, because...well, recording a message was his plan all along. So he clears his throat and very awkwardly begins his message.]
...Uhh, well, so my Vulpix won't listen to me all of a sudden and I don't know why, if you saw that. She'll respond to my other Pokemon but she's... [Looks back at her for a moment.] It's like she's mad at me for something, but I don't know what I did wrong.
Has anyone else ever had this happen to them before? If so, how do you fix it?
[[OOC: posting and then going off to bed! Feel free to tag, I'll get back to you ASAP tomorrow morning! Night y'all <3]]
route29,
when athena is smarter than byrne,
ic,
accidental feeds are fun,
byrne is a dork,
violet city,
who's the adult here?