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Sep 25, 2003 20:29

*refrains from singing the System of a Down song*

Yes, so. I have two out of the five pairings that the drabblething gave me. Eventually, I /might/--MIGHT--do the other three, if my brain /ever/ starts working again, but here are those two, because I'm just dumb like that and OMIGOSH it's been a week since someone posted BLASPHEMY

Title: Sing It
Pairing: Anthony/Kevin
Summary: I made it through the wilderness/Somehow I made it throoough..

Anthony likes to sing.

A lot.

Most of the time he just hums, and Kevin is only faintly annoyed, but sometimes he breaks out into Whitney Houston while doing his Herbology homework, and Kevin contemplates hitting him with the Charms text and hoping that it only knocks him out and doesn't kill him. But he doesn't, and Anthony just /keeps on singing/. One afternoon he's singing Tina Turner (Kevin agrees, love has /nothing/ to do with how much he'd like to shut Anthony up) as he finishes his Charms work, and if that were not bad enough he launches into Mariah Carey, Billy Joel, Frank Sinatra. Kevin fervently hopes the tic above his right eye won't be permanent.

But then. Then Anthony sings Madonna, and Kevin knows that this is /it/, he's got to make Anthony be quiet, somehow, some way, and he can't find anything to stifle him with but one thing.

So he does. And Kevin decides that Anthony's mouth can do /much/ nicer things than sing.

Title: Fair
Pairing: Stephen/Anthony/Kevin/whomever
Summary: It’s quite unfair, really. NonTSW, non-everything ;) And it was originally meant to be Stephen/Anthony, since you know, the drabblemachine gave me that, but..eh.

It’s quite unfair, really. Terry gets at least four lines in the books, and Michael at least gets to go out with Ginny and Cho and ask Hermione if she wants to pass her DADA OWL, but Anthony only gets two words, and Stephen-well, Stephen’s still not sure /where/ he is in the books, anyway. But he’s there.

“Really,” says Kevin indignantly, (he’s not sure where he is, either, though he suspects there was something about him being on the Quidditch team,) “you’d think we were only a fluff house, in to complete the cast-the bookish ones, huh? Well, do you see anyone with coke-bottle glasses and pocket protectors? Do you?”

Anthony points to…well, a lot of people. Kevin ignores him. “Well, the point is, we don’t have them. /I/ think you’re rather better looking that Harry Potter /or/ Draco Malfoy, if truth be told, and I reckon that’s merit enough to get at least a /few/ minutes of screentime!”

Anthony shrugs, and Stephen looks up from his Charms work to turn Kevin’s head in the direction of Terry and Michael, who are necking in the corner (no pun intended). Kevin blinks.

“Subtext,” says Stephen, patting Kevin fondly. “Less words, less characterisation-all the better to smut with.”

“Hear, hear,” says Anthony, and demonstrates.
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