I don't even know where I'd cross-post this. :D

Aug 04, 2006 02:03

Title: Ill-Conceived
Author: corvidae9
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: ~8140
Summary: Hermione's first pregnancy was a nightmare, but eventually she decides she still wants another child. Despite the fact that her husband happens to be Severus Snape, Ron and Harry are there to help her figure out how to make that happen. Hilarity ensues for everyone except ( Read more... )

het mpreg, fic, breaking brains since 1975, crackstastic premises, senor draco loves you all

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animimares August 4 2006, 12:51:08 UTC
I love you. I would sure have your babies if you asked, that's just how much I love you. This is just... I have never read or even cared for Hermione/Snape, but this... :D OMG. I LOVE YOU. And the HD. HAHAHAHA. Draco and little children. Draco and Harry and little children. You're so wonderful! This is so wondeful. Guh. Loss for words.

~ animimares

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corvidae9 August 5 2006, 03:09:35 UTC
Hee!! omg thank you! :D *loves* *makes a note of the babies thing just in case* I'm neither a fan of Hermione/Snape nor do I dig the mpreg, either, but this had to happen! *cough*as did the H/D*cough* ♥ ♥ ♥

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slian_martreb August 4 2006, 13:31:27 UTC
lunar_endeavor August 4 2006, 15:17:16 UTC
Word.

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corvidae9 August 5 2006, 03:10:31 UTC
*more evil laughter*

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corvidae9 August 5 2006, 03:10:07 UTC

freckles42 August 4 2006, 17:09:31 UTC
Dude, I hate Hermione/Snape. I hate almost anyone/Snape. I hate mpreg.

and yet... AND YET. Here I am, writing at the END of your story.

I read this story and I bloody liked it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!

But het mpreg is a new twist on it for me, and HG/SS both being old enough makes it good for me. And holy b'jezus, nice twist at the end! Sneaky Hermione and her plotting!

Great story, dear. Absolutely wonderful.

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corvidae9 August 5 2006, 03:13:10 UTC
Dude, I hate Hermione/Snape. I hate almost anyone/Snape. I hate mpreg.

I hear you, man. I feel the same way. So! I'm really glad that you liked it anyway. :D

HEEE. [This] Hermione ships H/D. :P *giggle* Thank you so much! <3

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hiddenhibiscus August 4 2006, 17:42:03 UTC
Heee! Not generally a mpreg reader, this was great fun!

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corvidae9 August 5 2006, 03:14:37 UTC
I don't generally like or write it! :D So yay!! Thank you! ♥

and omg; your icon is *killing* me. :D :D

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marginaliana August 4 2006, 18:48:01 UTC
OMGASDAKFDJFhjkdflshdfkgh!!!!

*flails*

Only you, darling. This is SO awesome. I love the way you've managed to make it not just crack but also really ring true, what with the way they all slowly get to appreciate one another, the way they're all mellowed but not OOC.

And then, also, the LOLing. Your uppity Hermione is fabulous, and I love just the little understated touches of humor - The waiter was very complimentary in his congratulations as he escorted them out had me ROLLING on the floor.

You rock my socks off. I have no more socks. I am completely sockless, I tell you.

♥!

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from one empress of sockrockery to another corvidae9 August 5 2006, 03:24:54 UTC
WHEEEEEEYAY!! OMG I'm soooo glad you liked it! Thank you so much on all counts!

As I told lunar_endeavor, I wrote this whole thing in two days and I was ok with the concept, but the shortish parts where Snape is *actually* pregnant took *hours* of agonizing because the crack just wouldn't come so easily. Mental gag reflex, anyone? So! I owe you bigtime, because if you hadn't dared me, I'd never have written it. after all, who needs a pesky gag reflex anyway?

♥ ♥ ♥

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