Cell

[coruptpresident]

For those of you that may have tried to call me recently, I no longer own a cell phone. If you want to reach me via phone, you'll have to call my home phone. If you have no other way to contact me and don't know my home number, you're fucked. And that's about it.

Also, I'm reading Cell and it makes me glad I no longer own a phone. No phonecraziness for me, kthxbye.