It had to be snakes...
So we saw Indy.
It was awesome and cool and fun and Indy... UNTIL the last 20 or so minutes. Then I wanted to set Lucas and Spielberg on fire and kill them with knives for ruing my Indiana Jones movies.
I won't say anything except that when you watch it, you'll know exactly where the whole thing goes down the toilet. Oh, I'll freaking buy it when it comes out... but it WILL NOT go in my box set. It may not even be allowed on the same shelf - it might taint them. *shudder*
But I have to say that when I saw the jacket and the hat and the dirty clothes and the whip again.... mmm, I didn't care a whit that Harrison Ford is almost 66. I wanted to jump his archeologist bones and eat him all up.
YUM.
He's totally on my old man list. In fact - he's probably on the top of it.
(Yes, I have an old man list... and you should, too. Nyah.)
It was awesome and cool and fun and Indy... UNTIL the last 20 or so minutes. Then I wanted to set Lucas and Spielberg on fire and kill them with knives for ruing my Indiana Jones movies.
I won't say anything except that when you watch it, you'll know exactly where the whole thing goes down the toilet. Oh, I'll freaking buy it when it comes out... but it WILL NOT go in my box set. It may not even be allowed on the same shelf - it might taint them. *shudder*
But I have to say that when I saw the jacket and the hat and the dirty clothes and the whip again.... mmm, I didn't care a whit that Harrison Ford is almost 66. I wanted to jump his archeologist bones and eat him all up.
YUM.
He's totally on my old man list. In fact - he's probably on the top of it.
(Yes, I have an old man list... and you should, too. Nyah.)