Aug 26, 2004 19:03
3 days is about the shortest in my online journal existance. well my reasoning is this; ive got a voice and i want it to be heard, i believe that if a lot of the people would be able to make something of their life, not like go hang out at the nearby 7/11 and skateboard with tony hawk all day. and everyone WOULDNT have a mohawk, god people life isnt just about peaches and a barrell o' monkeys. you cant just wake up, brush your teeth, get pissed that you brushed your teeth because youve got to eat a bowl of cereal and now the milk will taste like mint, take a shower, go to school, do some graphs or whatever you do there, go to 2nd period, then lunch, if you have 1st, then 3rd period, raise your hand a couple of times, go to fourth period, meet out in the lobby for a while, go home, eat something, fiddle around for 3-5 hours, eat dinner, watch tv, get on the computer, eat some oreos, brush your teeth, take a shower maybe, then go to bed. its just not that easy. you just cant expect to work you way through life, maybe stop a minute to play a game of madden or check your email. my point is this; birds of a feather, flock together. take it to heart, take it to bed. well there is a rank raving the countryside that many people think is funny but to me just doesnt have it. its when people take a for sale sign out of someones yard and stick it in someone elses yard. because i mean if the person likes the house they arent just going to be like "ok ill leave 248,000 dollars in the mailbox and come bring my stuff in tommarow around 330 because my boss is going to hawaii for a week". they're going to call, and the following conversation would ensue;
-hey i'd like to buy your house
--our house isnt for sale
-ok
--is this molasses?
i dont know, to me that isnt that funny of a conversation, actually it's kind of sad because 25 seconds of those people's time is wasted, maybe i just have a bad sense of humor, like i said i don't know. did the 6 of you know that stores/corporations like Walt Disney, Winn Dixie, Kroger, Lowe's, and Dell are all the names of peopole as well. all stores/corporations that are named after people are named after people with cool names. like Johnson & Johnson is pushing it. when the federation of all stores in the world(fasiw) heard that they were like "comeon Johnson, that's pushing it. why can't you just go with a name like 'Pout and About' or something" then the johnson duo from hell was like "we are the official smell of babies, change our name, change the world", they thought about this and finally decided that entering a bubble of half baby powder/oil/wipes, half oxygen when getting within 15 feet of baby was probably best as it is, besides, who else would sponser all the movies about babies who talk. backpacks are pretty much the same because when you first get a license most people get a really shitty car, and most k-4th graders have a really shitty bookbag. then as you near your early 20's to late 30's you want the coolest, most high tech car in the world, and the same goes for knapsacks in 5-8 grade. you get the ones with liquid nitrogen in the backpad and NASA material in the straps, and 73 pockets. then when you get over the hill you'll just take a plain old car, adn the same for highschool bookbags, people would rather have the really bad uncomfertable eastpak with 2 pockets and a strip of cloth in the padding. the people who still have the high-tech ones get made fun of in their circle of friends,"hey what's it like not having red marks on your shoulder,and being able to carry your books in your bookbag you little cock-measurer". then everybody thinks, "what the hell, let's go rearrange some 'for-sale' signs.