Sep 27, 2004 18:28
i have decided to take the liberty of answering a couple of jadakis' questions in his bumpin track "why". as a disclaimer for myself, there are no offenses being taken. "Jada" is everything that starts with a capital, i'm the '-'. i hope i don't die for doing this, i just thought that it needed to be said becaue of the huge number of flaws.
It's dat real Yo, why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets
-no comment
Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in dept
-because ‘the industry’ wants to make money and is smarter than you
And why them dudes ain't ridin' if there part of your set
-because they are smart
And why they never get it poppin' but they party to death
-because it is easier to mooch of you
Yea, and why they gon give you life for a murder
-don’t disagree
Turn around only give you eight months for a burner, it's goin down
-I don’t know what a burner is
Why they sellin' niggaz CD's for under a dime
-because they want to make money
If it's all love daddy why you come wit your nine
-because ‘daddy’ obviously has some discrepencies with you
Why my niggaz ain't get that cake
-not sure what that means
Why is a brother up North better than Jordan That ain't get that break
-because nobody said that, they said he could be
Why you ain't stackin' instead of tryin' to be fly
-don’t know what that means
Why is rattin' at an all time high
-because people want to protect themselves and get paid
Why are you even alive
-whoa random insult
Why they kill Tupac n' Chris
-because they were black, just kidding, because they got in trouble with the wrong people
Why at the bar you ain't take straight shots instead of poppin Crist'
-probably because they think ‘Crist’ tastes better
Why them bullets have to hit that door
-don’t know what your talking about
Why did Kobe have to hit that raw
-because he was in the mood for some pinaynay
Why he kiss that whore
-see above
Why would niggaz push pounds and powder
-because they need a superficial high, or want money
Why did bush knock down the towers
-because he didn’t, terrorist did, bush isn’t out to get america killed, contrary to some peoples random beliefs
Why you around them cowards
-who? Vinny and luke?
Why Aaliyah have to take that flight
-no comment
Why my nigga D ain't pull out his Ferrari
-don’t know who ‘D’ is
Why he take that bike
-no more inside jokes
Why they gotta open your package and read your mail
-because ‘they’ need to know if you want to ‘knock down the towers’, and its only a select few that they do that to
Why they stop lettin' niggaz get degreez in jail
-one out of about 45, thats good.
Why you gotta do eighty-five percent of your time
-because jails are over crowded
And why do niggaz lie in eighty-five percent of they rhymes
-because they want to make money
Why a nigga always want what he can't have
-because he is greedy
Why I can't come through in the pecan Jag
-I’m not sure what your talking about
Why did crack have to hit so hard Even though it's almost over
-because it’s addictive
Why niggaz can't get no jobs
-because they aren’t looking for them
Why they come up wit the witness protection
-I’ll take a random guess at this but I’ll go with because ‘they’ want to protect witnesses
Why they let the terminator win the election Come on, pay attention
-because the most people voted for him, in an election, pretty much what a democracy is
Why sell in the stores what you can sell in the streets
-relevance?
Why I say the hottest shit but we sellin' the least ]Uh, yea, yo
-because obviously you aren’t saying the hottest shit as you think, “uh, yea yo”
Why Halle have to let a white man pop her to get a Oscar
-because she finally got in a movie with decent writing, plus she is hot
Why Denzel have to be crooked before he took it
-what does crooked mean?
Why they didn't make the CL6 wit a clutch
-because not everyone likes a stick
And if you don't smoke why the hell you reachin' for my dutch
-take it up with that person, don’t make that a line just to show that you smoke
Why rap, cause I need air time why they be on the burb with a why lie i need a beer sign
-make sense
Why all the young niggaz is dyin' Cause they moms at work, they pops is gone, they livin' wit iron
-no comment
Why they ain't give us a cure for aids
-why can’t you get for one? It’s not that easy
Why my diesel have fiends in the spot on the floor for days
-no clue
Why you screamin' like it's slug, it's only the hawk
-no comprendo
Why my buzz in L.A. ain't like it is in New York
-because of different strokes for different folks
Why you forcin' you to be hard
-because of you acting like you are ‘hard’
Why ain't you a thug by choice
-you are
Why the whole world love my voice
-I thought a couple of lines up you said noone does
Why try to tell 'em that it's the flow son
-because it isnt if you are ‘sellin’ the least’
And you know why they made the new twenties Cause I got all my old ones
-clever