Because I think I saw him working at my local Taco Bell today. Weird.
Just after that I saw an old, baby blue Cadillac Seville with gold rims and trim. That is the tackiest/pimpest thing ever.
For your consideration, I'm posting a pic of my and my pal Tyler at a Halloween party last weekend (site of the infamous jungle juice incident). He was dressed as The Dude from The Big Lebowski, and I was Samantha from TV's Bewitched. Good times.