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[corsette]

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anon on, ip logging off, and public so... yeah idk
i just could use some happy right now

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[anonymous]

i'm not logged in oops but okay i'm going to tell you a story

once upon a time there was a magical princess named alois only he was actually a boy and not a princess at all because he was a stripper and one day while he was grinding against a pole he noticed a very special girl watching him with a wad of dollar bills in her outreached arm. her name was aeria. he took the dollar bills and when their fingers touched he knew it was love so he hopped off the pole and into her lap and they made out. "ole" he said and then they rode off into the sunset on a magical unicorn named sem r u ok and lived happily ever after.

[corsette]

by happily ever after do you mean that claude never crushed his skull

[anonymous]

yes because he was a unicorn and unicorns are kind and gentle souls

[corsette]

are you a poet

[anonymous]

i'm not sure

[corsette]

we should go on an adventure to find out

[anonymous]

wait shit i forgot the unicorn was sem r u ok and not claude ok there are two unicorns

[corsette]

there can be two unicorns its ok because i love you