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For once ever, I'm actually going to update my LJ. So here's the copy and paste from my xanga. lol: Hey everyone. Hmm.....I didn't do much today. Church was boring. I love my background!! I have talent. ^_^ haha. j/k. I'm really missing Micheal right now...haven't talked to him for a while....(two days can be a while....right?). Anyway, I found some really awesome lesbian quotes. Some of them are funny!! I'm going to put some of them here:
"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: 'Hello, can't work today, still queer."
"Let's get one thing striaght- I'm not."
"It's a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you're black you don't have to tell your parents."
"My bisexual dilemma was that my gay friends thought I'm a lesbian in denial and my straight frients though....I'm a lesbian in denial."
"It's hard losing weight when you're a lipstick lesbian. Can you imagine trying to eat Jenny Craig when you've got Mary Kay on your face?"
"It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men."
"When my mother found out I was gay, she sent me to Juvenile Hall. That's smart. Sending me to live with five hundred girls who can't get out!"
"Dick Cheney feels responsible for his daughter being a lesbian because growing up, she heard him say 'go fuck yourself' so many times, she finally tried it."
"For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian."
"The one bonus of not liftting hte ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada."
"If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered."
There you go. I'm tired of looking for the funny ones now. ta ta fuckers.
"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: 'Hello, can't work today, still queer."
"Let's get one thing striaght- I'm not."
"It's a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you're black you don't have to tell your parents."
"My bisexual dilemma was that my gay friends thought I'm a lesbian in denial and my straight frients though....I'm a lesbian in denial."
"It's hard losing weight when you're a lipstick lesbian. Can you imagine trying to eat Jenny Craig when you've got Mary Kay on your face?"
"It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men."
"When my mother found out I was gay, she sent me to Juvenile Hall. That's smart. Sending me to live with five hundred girls who can't get out!"
"Dick Cheney feels responsible for his daughter being a lesbian because growing up, she heard him say 'go fuck yourself' so many times, she finally tried it."
"For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian."
"The one bonus of not liftting hte ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada."
"If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered."
There you go. I'm tired of looking for the funny ones now. ta ta fuckers.