Enough is enough!
My Lord Sauron's tower of Bara-Dur is being laid seige to by unwashed Rohirrim swineherds.
The people of Dunland are under the threat of Genocide from the insane Horse-Fuckers.
I will not allow our trading routes past Dunland waters to Eryn Vorn be threatened by Rohan.
I will not allow my sweet Lord Sauron to be harmed by Erkenbrand.
We Sail to Osgilliath, to take the bridges, and to cut Rohan's imperial expansion in two!
The people of Dunland are under the threat of Genocide from the insane Horse-Fuckers.
I will not allow our trading routes past Dunland waters to Eryn Vorn be threatened by Rohan.
I will not allow my sweet Lord Sauron to be harmed by Erkenbrand.
We Sail to Osgilliath, to take the bridges, and to cut Rohan's imperial expansion in two!