Elevators of DEATH
The elevators in my building are possessed. They creak really loudly, like they're about to give way. They also routinely skip floors. And randomly move really slowly between floors. Sometimes the elevator will go up when you push the down button. I feel like everytime I step into the elevator, I risk my life by entering some crappy horror film, like one that would star Paris Hilton. "The Elevator ate the Heiress". Something like that. Yeah, I got nothin