I totally cannot believe this

Feb 22, 2006 11:21

This Story is freaking amazing. For those too lazy to click the link, I'll summarize. Apparently, in northern Quebec, a woman was walking with her kids near the village community center when a POLAR BEAR came up and started going after her kid. An 8 foot tall, 700 pound polar bear. This woman is "5 foot nothing and 90 pounds on a wet day". So what does she decide to do? She takes the f*cking thing down with her bare hands!

She runs up to this polar bear and starts punching it and kicking it. Gets swatted in the face, knocking her over. I feel like this is Rocky v. Dolph Lundgren's Russian. The bear gets on top of her somehow (the article is unclear) and the woman starts kicking her feet like a crazy person. The bear bitch slaps her again, rolling her over. So she's basically Greco-Roman wrestling with this bear when someone is like "Holy shit, there's someone wrestling a polar bear!" and decides to go get a gun. Fires off some warning shots pulling the bears attention away from Hulk Hogan. Then he took the bear down with 4 shots.

And after all this, the woman only suffered some scratches and a black eye. After fighting a Polar Bear! A POLAR BEAR. This is totally crazy.
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