Feb 18, 2006 11:26
And her recent comment on my quotes, I decided to pull out the 48 Laws of Mikey B and share some of the history of Mikey B quotes. This book is really one of the best and most thoughtful gifts I've ever received. But anyway, here are the quotes.
"I like wearing dresses"
"get away from me devil-spawn" (in reference to babies)
"I hate ISG more than feet"
"Maybe I don't have white hair . . . but some people find me foxy"
"ultimately the world will be my bitch, they just don't know it yet"
"I guess Vivek isn't coming so I can throw the lube away"
"ISG is a $74000 albatross around the neck of the student body" (I still can't believe that damn reporter didn't quote this)
"Saving the world isn't always pretty"
"I decide what is a lady moment and what isnt a lady moment, lady"
"I want to be superman because he's a stud, he can fly, AND he can look through women's clothing"