What Would You Do If I cried:i'd comfort you, try to make you laugh. I asked you to help:help you. depends thought if you've been Arnold-y that day. jk id help you either way I was becoming suicidal:try and hell you to see the things worth living for, like friendship I killed myself:I ball my eyes out, and then be all dramatic and your funeral and throw myself on the coffin screaming "WHhHhHhHhHhYYY????" I died from natural causes:same thing as above I said I liked you:teehee I'd be all shy and then Id says "PSH! step in line, babah" I kissed you:we've already kissed. but it was a kiss kiss, now if was a kiss kiss, Id giggle like a schoolgirl I started smoking:i'd slap your ass everytime I saw a cig in your hand cause I know you hate that hehe I stole something:hahahaha RUUN! KATHY! RUUUUN! I was hospitalized:hehehe I'd tease you by pretending to pull the plug "i dont believe your in the position to do that mrs. ath" I ran away from home:id be scared wondering where you are and if you okay and not whoring "me love you long time, baby
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1. Who are you?CAPTAIN SQUATTLEBEE. leader of the tofu rebellion!! 2. Are we friends?yes'm 3. When and how did we meet?haha jaci gave me the flower you had just given to her right in front of you 4. How have I affected you?you've taught me to calm down some lol. im not as hyper 5. What do you think of me?that you're fun and lovable, and really asian 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?you running out of Borders 7. How long do you think we will be friends?as long as we'd like 8. Do you love me?as much as a panda loves bamboo. 9. Do you have a crush on me?you dont have a penis, therefor, it shall never be 10. Would you kiss me?sure? 11. Would you hug me?ALWAYS 12. Physically, what stands out?umm..your height hehe 13. Emotionally, what stands out?your short temper! 14. Do you wish I was cooler?hell naw, any cooler and you'd be frozen solid 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?6 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it:FEFEEEEE! cause im just a loon 17. Am I loveable?like a teddy bear 18. How long have you known me?
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I cried:i'd comfort you, try to make you laugh.
I asked you to help:help you. depends thought if you've been Arnold-y that day. jk id help you either way
I was becoming suicidal:try and hell you to see the things worth living for, like friendship
I killed myself:I ball my eyes out, and then be all dramatic and your funeral and throw myself on the coffin screaming "WHhHhHhHhHhYYY????"
I died from natural causes:same thing as above
I said I liked you:teehee I'd be all shy and then Id says "PSH! step in line, babah"
I kissed you:we've already kissed. but it was a kiss kiss, now if was a kiss kiss, Id giggle like a schoolgirl
I started smoking:i'd slap your ass everytime I saw a cig in your hand cause I know you hate that hehe
I stole something:hahahaha RUUN! KATHY! RUUUUN!
I was hospitalized:hehehe I'd tease you by pretending to pull the plug "i dont believe your in the position to do that mrs. ath"
I ran away from home:id be scared wondering where you are and if you okay and not whoring "me love you long time, baby ( ... )
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2. Are we friends?yes'm
3. When and how did we meet?haha jaci gave me the flower you had just given to her right in front of you
4. How have I affected you?you've taught me to calm down some lol. im not as hyper
5. What do you think of me?that you're fun and lovable, and really asian
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?you running out of Borders
7. How long do you think we will be friends?as long as we'd like
8. Do you love me?as much as a panda loves bamboo.
9. Do you have a crush on me?you dont have a penis, therefor, it shall never be
10. Would you kiss me?sure?
11. Would you hug me?ALWAYS
12. Physically, what stands out?umm..your height hehe
13. Emotionally, what stands out?your short temper!
14. Do you wish I was cooler?hell naw, any cooler and you'd be frozen solid
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?6
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it:FEFEEEEE! cause im just a loon
17. Am I loveable?like a teddy bear
18. How long have you known me? ( ... )
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Do I really have that bad of a temper that I need anger management? Hahaha!
You know id be the leader of the Crazy 88's! Im just asian and cool like that!
Damn you! My weakness is my ass! >__< Stop hitting it!
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