http://news.rgj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070813/NEWS18/70813037&oaso=news.rgj.com/breakingnews Deputy pulls over his wife, a fellow deputy, and cites her for DUI. Either this is roleplay gone too far, or the easiest way to tell your wife you want a divorce
I applaud your sense of duty, but damn you are not getting anything for a long while.