Yes, I am laughing at your cape, goth-weenie
This is the problem with LJ, we all think we are so close, and we know nothing about each other. I'm going to rectify it. I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me, something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.
I probably won't tell you shit, unless you have the negatives, but still, ask away. I will then laugh at your sad pathetic existance then give you this advice.
I want you to turn off the fucking computer, walk over to your neighbors house and introduce yourself. Ask if you can borrow some sugar. Walk up to that cute girl at the coffeehouse and say Hi. Get a group of friends and go out and play pool. Something.
But quit fucking believing that learning something personal about someone you're A) never going to meet, and B) probably never even going to talk to outside of a fucking computer screen is important. I promise you. Real life is going to be a lot more entertaining than anything I or anyone else on here is going to tell you. Espically if the guy next door is a card carrying member of the NRA.
It's like these fucking internet relationships. People falling in love with someone halfway around the fucking world. There isn't a clue bat big enough for these people. We've become so fucking absorbed as a society in the wide world of our computer screens (All 17" of it) that our society has gone off the fucking deep end and it needs to stop, beginning with the immediate fucking shutdown of goddamn AOL. Fuckers.
Anyway, I'm going to close this rant down early because I've got a very good feeling that if I take it further, the whole train of thought is going to just slide right on down the hill...
I probably won't tell you shit, unless you have the negatives, but still, ask away. I will then laugh at your sad pathetic existance then give you this advice.
I want you to turn off the fucking computer, walk over to your neighbors house and introduce yourself. Ask if you can borrow some sugar. Walk up to that cute girl at the coffeehouse and say Hi. Get a group of friends and go out and play pool. Something.
But quit fucking believing that learning something personal about someone you're A) never going to meet, and B) probably never even going to talk to outside of a fucking computer screen is important. I promise you. Real life is going to be a lot more entertaining than anything I or anyone else on here is going to tell you. Espically if the guy next door is a card carrying member of the NRA.
It's like these fucking internet relationships. People falling in love with someone halfway around the fucking world. There isn't a clue bat big enough for these people. We've become so fucking absorbed as a society in the wide world of our computer screens (All 17" of it) that our society has gone off the fucking deep end and it needs to stop, beginning with the immediate fucking shutdown of goddamn AOL. Fuckers.
Anyway, I'm going to close this rant down early because I've got a very good feeling that if I take it further, the whole train of thought is going to just slide right on down the hill...