Frases.

Apr 04, 2008 21:14


Spanish phrasebooks don't include things that they should. Maybe someday I'll write a phrasebook. The first page would contain:
  • I know the American political system is screwy.
  • Not all Americans are like that.
  • Not all guys are like that.
  • I swear I don't have a cell phone. That ringing in my pants is something else.
  • Hello. Good day. I'm looking for a leave-in conditioner.
  • I'll have two number 7s and whatever you're holding there between your legs.
  • I can haz cheezburger?
  • The offer is sex for money, right?
  • I don't know, that costs more than two liters of milk.
  • There's the door.

All useful. Sometimes, all in the same night. Sometimes, in order. (Write me privately for details of my life this week.)
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