Dec 21, 2005 14:55
"Show yourselves, Mars Volta! I hear you hiding out there in the bushes, waiting to attack with more god-awful song!"
"It’s easy to see why Pearl Jam chose to cover it; judging by all their music, they seem to believe in something like the opposite of utilitarianism. They just want to make as many people feel like crap as possible. Fred Durst may be a twat, but at least he didn’t write what I can officially decree to be the least enjoyable song of all time."
" ...the Yeah Yeah Yeahs can pretty much go fuck themselves. The lead singer, Karen O, is a histrionic morlock who dresses like she’s headed for a haunted middle school dance in 1985."
"Korn - Greatest Hits Volume One
Volume One? Give me a break. "
"Smash Mouth, always keen to whore themselves out as soundtrack filler with worthless rehashes of bubblegum pop hits of the past."
"Radiohead, the kings nerdy, boring, tuneless rock music, are on top of the world. They’ve proven time and time again that they can piss directly into your open mouths, and you’ll frolic and gargle in the yellow stream like God himself was giving you a nectar-bath."
Something Awful is killing me slowly. They run a tight ship on that site, of that you can be sure.