Again, this is much better than me ranting:
My toes have been bothering me alot lately. They're sore and they itch. Today they were really really blistered, and they were sore, and I couldn't take it. So I half-shouted at my parents, "My toes really hurt!" And my father looked at my feet and said, "OMG You've got to get some help!!" So he took me to the doctors, and was given some ointment. My dad (thankfully) got his blood pressure checked, which was a little high, but he got some free drugs out of it.
The doctor didn't really know what was wrong with my toes, but I hope the ointment works, because its really not fun being unable to wear socks in -30 degree weather.
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I'm still adjusting to being at home more, so parental relationships are a little odd at the moment. However, I'm glad my dad was thoughtful enough to give me a "Nina's Discount Oldies DVD Sale" catalogue. This amazing catalogue features such titles as Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory (originally called Lycanthropus), The Vampires Night Orgy, My Son the Vampire, and The Killer Shrews. It also features a series called The East Side Kids. These East Side Kids movies sound incredible, especially Kid Dynamite:
*Scrappy kid gloves champion Muggs McGinniss is all set for a title bout with the West Side's contender when he gets abducted by a pair of racketeers. Muggs' pal Danny is forced to box the match, winning the belt but losing the trust of Muggs, who believes that Danny masterminded the kidnapping. The tense rivalry between the two continues to escalate, with Muggs playing the sore loser to Danny's success at winning a jitterbug contest. Yet with all the tough-talking bluster and duke-outs, both Danny and especially the hard-headed Muggs steadily learn the values of loyalty and honor, leading them to answer Uncle Sam's call. All the components of the East Side Kids adventures are found in Kid Dynamite, including Glimpy's usual goofy antics, the street-savvy shenanigans and laugh-out-loud banter.*
Be thankful I'm tired, or else I would keep typing these synopses up.
All my Xmas wishes were originally immaterialistic ones (except for the Director's Label dvds i don't have), but now I know all I really want is Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory. And perhaps The Cocaine Fiends ?