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Apr 09, 2007 09:29

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Private professorevie April 9 2007, 22:14:05 UTC

Is it wrong that I'm tempted to tell the student that stole them to throw them out instead?

Re: Private corps_et_ame April 9 2007, 22:15:30 UTC

Not wrong as such. But it's a dangerous line to take. Might earn you a glare that. Or the wrath of my nicotine-less temper.

Re: Private professorevie April 9 2007, 22:16:53 UTC

A glare! How shall I live? Ah, well. You're slightly better off smoking than drinking.

Re: Private corps_et_ame April 9 2007, 22:19:06 UTC

You'll have to cower in fear. So imagine how well off I'd be with both? Heh. I knew what you meant and oh dear, what a shame, the students don't know where I keep my wine.

Re: Private professorevie April 9 2007, 22:20:35 UTC

I could make it a point to find out and turn it into public knowledge.

Re: Private corps_et_ame April 9 2007, 22:21:48 UTC

AH! But then you'd be responsible for the children drinking. That wouldn't be very sensible, would it?

Re: Private professorevie April 9 2007, 22:23:04 UTC

Fine. I'll find it and get rid of it completely! Even better.

Re: Private corps_et_ame April 9 2007, 22:23:52 UTC

Ah, but I'm French. No matter how hard you try, I will always have more wine.

Re: Private professorevie April 9 2007, 22:24:54 UTC

But you shouldn't. Michel, I really wish you'd stop. Of course, there's no talking to you French.

Re: Private corps_et_ame April 9 2007, 22:27:37 UTC

Oh, sssh. I'm fine. And you can't persuade us otherwise. Haven't you heard were arrogant, wine obssessed, smoking-by-default eurotrash?

Re: Private professorevie April 9 2007, 22:30:10 UTC

And, by stereotype, I should be a raging sex addict who rides an elephant around. I know it sounds like I'm overreacting, but you're the one who's slowly shutting down his liver.

Re: Private corps_et_ame April 9 2007, 22:31:56 UTC

...I like the sound of your stereotype. Introduce me to your elephant one day, will you. I am not. My liver has lasted 22 years thus far, it will be FINE.

Re: Private professorevie April 9 2007, 22:36:41 UTC

Move to India and become a Hindu. You get a free one for joining. Much better than a calendar, I think. Yes you are! What part of slowly don't you understand! Couple that with the cigarettes and you'll die before you reach 60.

Re: Private corps_et_ame April 9 2007, 22:38:53 UTC

A free elephant? Wow, that's also better than the bucket-o'-guilt you get with Catholicism. The...slow part? Or perhaps the ly part. GREAT! I don't have to be an old man. Now, where's that rum?

Re: Private professorevie April 9 2007, 22:43:33 UTC

I am...very glad I wasn't raised Catholic. That's really not funny. It actually makes me want to go over there and slap you.

Re: Private corps_et_ame April 9 2007, 22:45:12 UTC

And I'm mourning my lack of an elephant as a child. Oh, come on...you didn't think I meant it, did you? I'm only kidding.

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